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Jimmy and Dawn

Hannah Shaw Sucking CockJimmy flicked through the online catalogue, hand waving the empty air in front of him. His corneal projector displaying translucent pages onto his retinas that appeared to hover 50cm in front of his face. It was a site that he loved, and where he could read about the best male masturbator money can buy. It was a site that had been around for several decades, right when the first interactive masturbators and blowjob machines had first been created.

A voice interrupted his browsing. “Should I expect a package soon.” The soft female voice laughed.

“You might. I think I found just the thing.” Jimmy replied.

A couple of days later the package arrived. Jimmy’s wife got to it first.

“What do you have there?” Jimmy asked as she bounded into the bedroom from the front door.

“Your new toy.”

“Our new toy”, Jimmy corrected her.

“Oh, really. What exactly did you buy?” Dawn asked as he unwrapped the parcel.

Jimmy smiled and a few moments later presented her with a sleek but soft dildo on a harness.

“A strap-on?” Dawn asked.

“No. You wear it the other way.” Jimmy motioned upwards with his finger. “The harness is to keep it in place, and with you big girl pants on it should stay in without the harness. And this is mine.”

Jimmy held up a cylinder, open at one end, a soft vagina shaped orifice obviously made to accept an erect penis.

“And a blowjob sex toy for you?” Dawn asked, intrigued.

“You’re wearing yours for work today.”

Dawn’s jaw dropped. “You have a work from home day scheduled! I wondered why you did that.”

“Yep, so remember I might come calling at any time.” Jimmy slipped his finger into the orifice on his device and the dildo in Dawn’s hand pulsed a little.

“I can’t wait.” Dawn said, slipping off her dressing gown to stand naked before him. She put one foot on the end of the bed and slid the dildo into her rapidly moistening pussy. Jimmy felt himself hardening at the sight.

15 minutes later Dawn pecked him on the cheek and left him sitting naked at his desk with his semi-erect penis wondering when would be the best time to call Dawn up.

By 12:30 Dawn was wondering when Jimmy would be using their new toy. The initial excitement of slipping the dildo inside her had worn off though she felt comfortingly filled by its soft, smooth form. Sitting at her desk, halfway through a tuna sandwich her mobile rang. A video call from Jimmy.

“About time!”, she scolded him, propping the phone on the desk so they could see each other.

“The wait will have been worth it.” Jimmy said, slipping his hard cock into the sleeve. He angled his camera so she could see the tip of his cock touch the opening.

Dawn gasped at the sight and then, milliseconds later the sensation of his cock head invading her outer lips. “Wow, that’s realistic.” She managed to blurt out as the dildo changed shape and swelled, simulating her husband’s cock entering the sleeve.

Jimmy groaned too, feeling the feedback from the dildo buried in his wife’s snatch sending signals back to the sleeve to replicate every contour of her familiar passage.

“Can you feel this?” Dawn asked, squeezing the dildo with her muscular vaginal walls. She shuffled her skirt up over her waist to allow her hand access to her clitoris.

“Fuck yes.”  Jimmy managed to say in a hoarse whisper, feeling the feedback. “I’m going to fuck you now.”

“About time.” Dawn cooed.

Jimmy slid the sleeve up and down his hard rod the male masturbator’s emulation of his wife’s anatomy so perfect that when he looked at her lustful appreciative face projected in front of him he could almost believe she was their. His hips thrust upwards and she shuddered, the movement of his solid erection transferred to her via the clever little Internet of things facilitating their lusty lunchtime game.

“I’m going to cum soon darling.” Dawn warned him.

The phone on her desk rang. “Shit wait, I have to take this.” Dawn selected voice only hands free on her desk phone. “Hi, it’s Steph in HR.” began the caller. A boring discussion about overtime rates ensued.

Dawn found it harder and harder to concentrate because Jimmy’s insistent thrusting into his sleeve was keeping her at the edge of climax. She threw a “Stop it you horny bastard.” Stare at the  screen of her mobile phone. Jimmy responded by slowing down for a moment, but then drove deep into the sleeve.

Dawn managed to unsteadily explain to Stephanie that “I have a call on the other lines. Call you baaaacckk.” And drop the connection to HR before arching her back and unsuccessfully trying to stifle a shriek of ecstasy when her climax ripped through her body.

Jimmy continued to thrust a couple more times before the contraction of the sleeve caused by Dawn’s orgasm caused him to cum.

Breathlessly Dawn said “I even felt you cum inside me.”

“That good eh!”

“Yes. And I really don’t know how I’m going to explain the mess on this chair to the cleaners.

“Well, for once none of that liquid naughtiness belongs to me.”

“Even though you caused it?” Dawn asked.




Cumming Home With A Full Load And More

When you live and work together as a team it’s rare to be so busy that you don’t occasionally find a bit of time together. So even when it gets really hectic here at the AlexSuze home-office we get to have sex regularly, sometimes in the office, which is fun.

But a few weeks ago I had to go away on business for a couple of weeks, in itself quite a strange experience because being apart from someone who you’ve worked and lived with constantly from so long is weird. Technology helped of course. We’d talk on the phone and a couple of times I listened as Suze masturbated herself to orgasm using her favourite toys while I talked dirty to her. We messaged and emailed too, but no video chat. The remote locations I was in and consequent low line speeds precluded that.

For my part I didn’t masturbate. I tried, while I was talking to Suze and listening to her pleasure herself. It just didn’t seem right. While I lay there on hotel beds with my cock dribbling precum and balls tight and eager I never brought myself to orgasm. Not an orgasm denial as such simply waiting for the real thing.

As you can imagine, when I returned home I was tired but very sexually charged. Suze less so because of her solo fun. “Wow” she said when we hugged as I stepped through the door. “You’re please to see me.” My erection pressing into her stomach through my suit trousers.

A meal, a shower and a beer later Suze kissed me with soft, full lips in a way that told me I should follow her to bed.

The experience of undressing then slipping into bed with her wasn’t quite like the first time but such an unusualy long sexual sojourn meant every touch was exciting. We kissed briefly, my hands massaging her boobs, hers grabbing my ass cheeks. Each of us had a leg between the other’s, rubbing against a crotch. Suze’s wetness coated my thigh. My dribbling cock was pressed between us.

It was only a few moments before I moved down to position myself at her entrance but we both relished that first naked embrace in over two weeks.

Suze was wet, really wet in an honestly sexual way. Your body doesn’t lie when you’re that turned on. I was shivering with anticipation and desire. I slid straight in until our pubic bones pressed against each other. I gasped and stayed motionless as I stared into her wide open eyes. Suze smiled and began to squeeze my cock with her vaginal muscles. Missionary is not what you’d call the most imaginative of ways to have sex but it does mean you can savour the expression on your lover’s face, feel their breasts on your chest and enjoy their hands pulling your ass towards them as they demand every millimetre of your rock hard cock.

My hips began to move, almost involuntarily in, out, in, out. My penis slid effortless yet with the sweetest of friction inside its hot, wet host. Suze moaned, her orgasm taking only moments. Not because of any legendary sexual prowess on my part or a porn start monster cock inside her but the sheer joy of feeling a living, pulsing penis penetrating her in a way that’s unique to the real thing. The sound of her wailing moan filled my ears and signalled I could cum myself. That was lucky because my pent-up desire meant I came very quickly.

I’m guessing most guys find that if they cum quickly, without edging a little first the orgasm can be quite muted. That is holding back just on the point of orgasm makes the sensation when it does hit you all the more sweet and intense. This time I just let it go. What did happen is that because of my abstinence for such an unusually long time I just kept cumming. Not a prolonged orgasm like I sometimes experience where the waves of ecstatic sensation keep breaking over me even when my body has released all its semen but an ejaculation of such volume and length that I though I would never stop pumping the hot, white fluid down my cock into Suze.

I had stopped moving before I stopped cumming with my cock deep inside her and my growls of joy muffled by the pillow next to her ear. As I withdrew and rolled onto my side beside her I felt cold air touch my scrotum and realised my balls were covered in our juices. My still erect penis glistened in the light from the bedside lamps. I reached down between Suze’s legs. She moaned when I slid my fingers inside her cunt but I wasn’t about to go for a G spot orgasm to finish.

I just wanted to confirm …

“I think we need to change the sheets” I told her.

“You’ve been bad.” She replied. “I’m not letting you do that again, making me more laundry.”

“I’ll put a towel down next time.”

“Oh, alright then.” She smiled. She opened her legs and looked at the sticky mess coating her smooth snatch and huge wet path on the bedsheet.

“Two towels.”

Awkward Conversations

Time was when you could predict the topics of conversation you’d have with your friends and family. But times move on and as I get older the diversity and randomness of conversations I have with people I thought I knew knows no bounds. How’s this for an opening gambit in a conversation from last week. “Would you let a robot give you a blowjob?” That’s exactly what a friend of mine asked. Without wanting to sound too knowledgeable I tried to give him my thoughts on what the best blowjob robot would look like.

As you’re aware not many people know that we’re sex bloggers and sex toy tester s so holding a conversation on the subject has a lot to do with holding back and not giving the impression you know your onions.

I’ll distil down what I said to my friend in a way that doesn’t involve the linguistic and mental gymnastics I displayed to avoid raising suspicion about my very adult profession.

To begin with I’ll dispel a myth, or certainly a misconception about what makes for a good sex toy. Sex toys, and that includes male masturbators and blowjob machines, don’t have to look like the real thing to work well. In fact, trying to look like the real thing can just add complication and indeed impede the effectiveness of a sex toy. Yes, some ladies like a realistic, penis shaped dildo or vibrator. However well constructed non-realistic designs work as well if not better for a lot of women. The reason is simple, sex is primarily for reproduction. Nature made it pleasurable to ensure we keep doing it to procreate. So while sex without sex toys is very enjoyable that enjoyment is a means to an end rather than the end of sex itself.

Now apply this to masturbators and blowjob machines. Of course a fully functional android equivalent of a partner would be great … one with the ability to deep throat you , suck you and fellate you in a myriad of ways. However even if a fully autonomous and accurately modelled android version of a sexual partner were possible it would be fiendishly complex and therefore expensive. Better I think that any device that wants to recreate a blowjob should not adhere slavishly to the anthropomorphic but instead concentrate on delivering the sucking, rubbing and stroking sensations that make masturbations and blowjobs as enjoyable as they can be.

So why wouldn’t you use a blowjob robot?

I for one can’t think of any reasons. All men masturbate, almost without exception. At one point or another in their lives they will have jerked off, alone, with a partner or with the help of a partner. That masturbation may also have included sex toys like masturbators and may have included stimulation with other sex toys. The only new frontier that’s being crossed by using a mechanical blowjob robot would be that the actions of a blowjob are being replicated without the need for your intervention. Instead of stroking yourself, it’s stroking you. Instead of your partner sucking on your dick it’s the robot. The only way to find out if you prefer a blowjob robot to your hand would be to try it and see.

All tech seems new and unfamiliar when it first arrives and new sex toys are no exception to that. Sex has been around as long as we have, making our obsession with it and deriving pleasure from it very understandable. That obsession drives creativity, whether that be our experimentation with different forms of sex or by devising new sex toys as our tech improves.

The answer to the question “Would you let a robot give you a blowjob.” And therefore “What is the best blowjob robot?” will keep changing as we devise more and more ingenious and effective ways to stimulate our bodies. More reason to try these things out and experiment.

Smooth Shaved Pussy

Samantha Bentley with her legs in the air

Samantha Bentley with her legs in the air

It’s nice to surprise your partner from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a big thing, or expensive, just unexpected.

When we first moved into a flat together Suze and I were like kids in a sweet shop. We tried everything, every room, every position … of course with what we know now we realise we were very naïve. That is however a minor point, because what I’m talking about here is the shock and salacious pleasure I got when one evening I slipped between the sheets and slid my hand to where I knew Suze’s bush should be, only find that her protracted leg shaving session in the bathroom had extended to shaving her pussy.

I hadn’t noticed but she was watching me with fascination, obviously wanting to see my reaction when I discovered the soft, smooth flesh of her mons. I was very surprised indeed, at the time it was not usual for women to shave. Waxing yes, Brazilian maybe, Hollywood, almost unheard of.

Of course I investigated the soft and inviting lips between her legs, lapping at the hairless skin, both of us feeling extra-naughty because of it. I’m enjoying just thinking about it now.

Suze would have suffered for the shaving a little later. Soon after she shaves her skin reacts and gets inflamed and itchy. So now she just keeps the lady garden neatly trimmed, rather than shaved.

Happy Days.

Masturbation With No Strings Attached

Being in the job that I am it’ll come as no surprise to you that I’ve given a lot of thought to what tops the list of male masturbators in terms of pleasure-giving ability. With the advent of mechanised, robotic masturbators the question can be even more specific, by which I mean what are the best hands free male masturbators, or what’s the best virtual vagina.

Concurrently you have to ask “What does best mean?”. To do that I contend that you have to return to basics and remember what masturbation is about in the first place.

The ultimate aim is of course is pleasure – not necessarily orgasm but pleasure. For most people most of the time masturbation is about achieving orgasm but whether you reach orgasm or not stimulation and pleasurable sensations are the key.

If you, yourself are masturbating, and I speak here from a male perspective of masturbating (jerking off or wanking, whatever you prefer to call it) visual stimulation can be an effective aid. However without the right tactile stimulation it’s rare to reach orgasm just by looking at naughty pictures! As adolescents young guys learn how to stimulate themselves, their partners later in life usually do too, indeed masturbation as foreplay or to orgasm is one of the many aspects of a healthy sexual relationship.

Whereas auto-masturbation for want of a better phrase is often very straight forward the interplay with a partner can be much more exciting. This is probably why male masturbators are popular, giving as they do different sensations that are one step removed from the user’s own hand. Moreover a partner can use their hands, body, mouth or even a masturbator to give a greater variety of stimulation than a guy can on his own, to himself.

Consider a blow job. Unless your cock is incredible sensitive or you’re incredibly excited you’re unlikely to cum with just the stimulation of a mouth alone, no matter how skilful the mouth’s owner. If you’ve been engaged in sex for some time the penis becomes desensitised, aiding your ability to pleasure your partner for longer but meaning that if they chose to bring you off with their mouth it’s unlikely to happen. What’s more likely is that they’ll have to stimulate your penis, balls and maybe even anus/prostate with their hands.

Until recently finding a sex toy to do all this was impossible. Yes we’ve seen a few attempts in the past, some more successful than others. In fact some so ridiculous that we cringed as they were demonstrated to us because of their obvious ineffectiveness. Where the designers seemed to fall down a few years ago was either because their literal mechanical interpretation of wanking was never going to work or because they tried to combine it with the then immature tech of virtual reality. Keep it simple guys!

The biggest pitfall that early sex toy designers made, and this applies to all sex toys for men and women is this – It doesn’t have to look like the part of the body you’re aiming to replace. Yes there are a few sex toys that faithfully and very successfully replicate the sex organs. I can’t speak with authority on sex toys for women but in terms of ersatz vaginas I only every found one that felt like the real thing, and that was amazing. Yet it didn’t vibrate or offer anything other than a truly real sensation of penetrating then moving inside a woman. That said it wasn’t my favourite masturbator in terms of intensity of stimulation. A number of male masturbators with totally unrealistic internal contours and anonymous entrance holes have proven to be the most effective at arousing mean from a tactile perspective,

In summary therefore I’d have to say that the advice I’d give to anyone asking the question “what are the best hands free male masturbators?” is this – Look for a simple, easy to clean design that stimulates your penis’s shaft as well as sucks. Go for a sturdy design that shows the makers understand both how to build an effective sex toy and also how to give sensual please. Finally don’t necessarily look for something that actually looks like your hand or your partner’s mouth – more intense stimulation can come from good sex toy design.

Sex and Social Media

ValentinaSex and social media

Social media is the biggest invention since mobile phones, you simply can’t escape it in today’s modern life. Sure not everyone is on Facebook, but pretty much most people are. Having to ability to keep in touch with our friends whilst sharing posts has become a lifestyle adopted by many; but that is not the only thing that social media can do. It is not just about our friends, but also about connecting with strangers. The question is: should you use social media to find new bedroom partners? In a short answer: no.

New friend request.

So you go online and you see that you have a new Facebook friend request. You take a look, only to realise it is this stunning looking lady or model-like chiselled-chin male model. Most people will think: that is BS, obviously another scammer trying to get my information; and they are not wrong. How many hotties do you think really reach out to total strangers after deciding they fancy them based on their profile? In reality, people don’t do that. So first things first: keep refusing those fake friendship requests. You can see that their profile was only created a few days ago, and they’ve barely posted anything on their timeline. It’s a dud profile, made to attract people who don’t know better. Also, feel free to do a Google image search of their profile picture. What you will find is that this picture has been used in other places online. Sometimes scammers just steal other people’s Facebook profile pictures. Heck some people are so bad at it that they use pictures of celebrities. New friend? More like new scam …

Webcam naughtiness.

So you’ve decide to befriend that person anyway despite the previous advice, and it’s actually working out! That person is sending you naughty messages; they say they want to have a naughty chat with you; they can’t wait to get it on! The excitement of the situation gets to you, you accept to proceed with a webcam chat. The video and audio is turned on, and it really doesn’t take long for the person to start stripping in front of you. What do you do? You join in of course, after all it takes two to tango right? Or does it? In your excitement, you haven’t noticed that what you are seeing on your screen is a pre-recorded video. You’ve done the dirty deed and that person immediately goes offline. Wait a few minutes then you receive a nasty message: “transfer X money to X account or else we release that video of you touching yourself to your friends and family”. Yep, you got scammed; should have known better but lust got the better of you.

Inappropriate platform.

Scammers exist everywhere, and they are all over Facebook. It is so easy for them to search profiles and send friendship requests, anyone can do that. Social media is a place for friends and family; and you will want to keep your dirty laundry out of it; full stop. After all, why use the same platform for sex that you use to communicate to your loved ones? It simply isn’t very logic, there are other places online for that. You’re way better off an adult dating site like The Sex Chat Site to meet people for sex, because it is a platform dedicated to that sort of practice. Keep your friends and family away from your sex life altogether and do your sex dating discreetly with no-strings fun sites instead. The best thing is that people go there for sex, so you won’t come across as offensive for sending naughty messages to them. Sure there are still some scammers out there too, but if you take your time then you should be able to stay away from them. So to conclude, social media is absolutely the wrong platform for sex hook-ups, simply stay away from it and find your fun in the places that are appropriate for it: mainly adult dating sites and nightclubs.


Confessions of Independent Escorts

Hannah Shaw Giving Head“Well, I am not going to lie”, Angelina smiled and spoke loudly. “I love this profession and my job.”

“Hell, yeah”, shouted all girls.

This was a party. All girls were there at the club. She arranged the party. Angelina had 34 girls at the party and all of them were elite independent escorts in London. These girls used to enjoy high life styles and lavish fun with their clients. They were here to honor the new member of their group. It was Camila. Camila was a teen. She was 19 when she decided to step in the field. This was her first party. Almost every guy was trying to get in the party. How could they stop themselves? Every escort of the party was beautiful. Every figure was fabulous. Every curve was sexy. Everybody was sleek. Every figure was looking well-toned and strong. These were angels. Every person was looking at the saga of glamor but these fine ladies were not giving any attention to anybody.

Angelina joined Camila while she was talking to Heaven. Heaven was a cute brunette and a savvy escort.

“How was your last night by the way?” Suzy asked.

“Well, it was one of the best, I can still feel him in my body”, said Heaven. “You know that I love a man with attitude and commanding personality and he was the right guy; he never wasted a second to use my body like his own toy.”

“Oh girl, stop and you are embarrassing our new kid”, Angelina shouted in a very low pitched voice.

“I am telling you the truth”, Heaven continued. “Camila should know this too.” Heaven was blushing because she was going to reveal her favorite types of clients now.
“You know, a man should have strong figure and hard penis”, Heaven blushed and said. “He should dominate with love and passion and he should not take me as an escort but he should take me as a woman.”

“Sometimes, I like it but clients are very different and I have to accept them and what they want”, Angelina answered.

“Definitely, it is right thing to do but we are woman and we love sex as our clients love”, Heaven explained it again. Her naked long and white legs were looking very sexy while she was taking sips of tequila.

“ I prefer a good date and then a nice session of lovemaking, and this lovemaking can become wild if he knows how to turn me on”, Heaven giggled and smiled.
“ Take this into your account, Camila!”, Suzy suggested and Camila smiled.

“Yes, I know that you are right”, Camila spoke. “ Three days ago, I was with a client and he did not know how to make love but I managed to help him out.”
“That’s my girl”, Heaven cheered. “ You are doing a very job and I can see that you are making your clients very happy.”

“Yes, I am doing it”, Camila smiled. “ Morever, I get paid for having fun and getting strong penises.”

“Oh, you like big ones or small ones”, Angelina asked with a naughty tone.

“No, I am not into size thing”, Camila blushed. “The whole concept of size is a myth and wrong because I like strong and hard tool.”
“Same here, darling’”, Heaven said rapidly.

“For me, size does matter a little but I can manage all sizes”, Anelina smiled and told them. “Guys, you should enjoy the party now and I will check next girls.”
“Well, I will stay with Camila and share some secrets, babe”, Heaven was getting now.

“Sure, you should”, Angelina waved a glass of wine towards them walked away.

From Secretary to Escort

Shay HendrixLisa was a gorgeous lady. She was a stunner because her figure was not less than a model’s figure. She started her career as a secretary of CEO. Other female staff members used to hate her because they could not make a place like hers. Lisa was an intelligent damsel. Many guys had tried to trap this beauty but it was not easy.
Dr. Johnathan Mark was the CEO of her company. Lisa was his shadow all the time. Mark really liked his secretary and he really wanted to date her but he had a family and a stupid wife. For this reason, he always held his feelings.

Mark used to visit different countries with the family. He was going to Venice and his company had scheduled the trip. However, his wife and kids were not going. Mark could see the dull and boring trip of his life. On the other hand, he was also having some troubles with his wife. Suddenly, he decided to hire an escort for trip to Venice. He started browsing through various websites. There was nothing for him. Then he saw a picture of girl. Her figure looked familiar to him but he could not guess. Mark was not using his real name for browsing and hiring an escort. He liked other pictures of this escort. Her name was Jessica.

“Good name”, Mark said to himself. “I must hire this girl for my trip.”

He ordered the services of this escort but he was reading the comments of other clients. Her rate and services were the best. Mark was feeling exciting for his trip now. He received an email one day before his flight that mentioned about her number and contact details. He called her but she did not pick the call. What kind of escort was she? This question was popping in his mind.

Jessica arranged the meeting at the airport. Mark was not impressed at all. However, he did not want to have trouble. He packed his bags and started his journey. After a few hours, he was in the plane and his adjacent seat was still empty which he had booked for his date.

“Excuse me, I think that is my seat.” Mark heard a very familiar voice. He jerked his neck and his jaws were dropped. It was Lisa.

On the other hand, Lisa had same feelings. This was not her expectation.

“Sir, is that you?”, Lisa tried to overcome her fear and shyness. “I am so sorry, sir”, he almost cried.

“Relax, Tori or Lisa”, Mark told her. “Have a seat here and you should not be worry about this”, Mark whispered. “I will not tell this to anybody.”

“I really appreciate this, sir”, Lisa replied with anxiety.

“Relax Lisa, and be open with me”, Mark told her. “I hired you for fun and you are still stuck on boring tradition”, Mark passed a gaze on her breasts while he smiled.
Lisa was feeling relaxed now. “ Sorry, sir or Mark”, Lisa smiled. “I work as an escort.”

Then she gave him the first kiss. Mark felt electric shock in his crotch and body. Lisa also felt
the desires of her body. Lisa explained about her sexual appetite and reasons of becoming an escort.

Their flight was long but they arrived at time in Venice. Lisa was feeling very horny at that time and she did not waste a single second to take Mark in the boat. They had a scheduled trip of city on a small yacht.

“We are going to have fun on the boat”, Mark smiled.

“Sure, why not?” Lisa smiled and said. “There is something that I want to tell you, Mark.”

What is that? Mark asked.

“ I was wearing nothing under my gown”, Lisa whispered and dropped her gown.

He could see her beautiful, toned and sexy figure. Her white body and curves were glowing. It was like heaven. Mark suddenly hugged her and throw her on the bed in the cabin of their yacht. Only nature could hear them in the waters of Venice. Mark and Lisa were together.

Looks vs Technique

In this article we are approaching a subject that many people think about when talking about sex: how does technique trump looks, and what is the importance of those two aspects in making a good sexual encounter. This is because even though sex is part of our animal instinct, we all develop certain standards with regards to how people look like and it can really affect how we get sexually excited. Some people aren’t so picky as long as they can have a good time, whilst other simply won’t be able to feel arousal because of how a person looks like. Are people too picky? Is society and the media dictating us what we should find attractive? Why can’t people simply have sex and enjoy it for what it is?

We are all conditioned

Yes you’ve heard that right, we all get our brains washed towards thinking in a certain way. It isn’t something as simple as just the media controlling our thoughts. Throughout our lives, the people we have around us will determine whether we like thin bodies, big breasts, larger bodies and all those criteria. It starts with our mums as we are just a child, and goes through all the figures we encounter which serve as a representation of the specific gender(s) that we like. We idealise people, it is part of how our brains work. That is of course before the media gets into our heads and hammers whatever messages they can to help them sell us stuff. Seeing so many skinny / chisel-chinned models gives us a distorted idea about beauty; which only ends up with us demonising and vilifying anyone who doesn’t fit into this category.

Are you missing out?

A lot of people are brought up to have ‘standards’, and it is not necessarily a wrong thing. But you got to ask yourself this simple question: do you high standards get in your way? Not going out with this person because their facial symmetry isn’t perfect; or because they just show a bit of skin on top of their ribs; are you really doing yourself any favours? It kinda seems to be the opposite; you’re really limiting your chances and you are without a doubt missing out on some good times. If you let go a bit, there are plenty of people you can meet for fun on naughty dating sites like Look we’re not pointing fingers and telling you your choices are wrong; as we understand it makes for a big part of your identity. You’re not a charity and you probably shouldn’t go out with people just because you feel sorry for them; that would be unfair on them and on you. But if you are unhappy and alone because you cannot find anyone who ticks all your boxes; you might want to consider throwing away some of those boxes; loosen up, get rid of that extra baggage; it’s just holding you down.

Technique is good, very good!

Okay this is a bit of a blunt statement, and we mean no offense, but we’re going to cover a cliché that some people have experienced. The trend for this cliché is this: when a person is very good looking (to those societal / media standards); then they don’t often need to make much of an effort to get noticed. This can lead to some people not needing to do much in bed, as their partner is ‘privileged’ to be there at the first place and they have to do all the work. So basically, some people have witnessed that men / women whose looks don’t fit on the cover of Vogue Magazine might not have much sexual experience despite having have enough partners. This is a contrast to people who have to make the effort to deserve the sex that they get, and that effort translates into doing good pleasurable things to their partners. Over time, this results in having technique and experience; which are two really great assets when it comes to having a good naughty time.

Is phone sex still a thing?

Phone Sex

Phone Sex

Life was different back in the days when we didn’t have the internet, and getting your rocks off wasn’t as simple and cheap as going online and browsing sex dating sites. If you wanted to have a naughty chat, one of the main way you could achieve this was by calling premium phone lines and have what people referred to as a booty call. Some lady (or man) would talk dirty to you and you would find yourself with your phone in one hand and… something else in the other. Okay enough of the graphic descriptions, what we’re getting to here is as follow: do people still use phone sex or is it a thing of the past?

Hearing vs seeing

The thing that phone sex has definitely going for it is the audio game. It might sound strange to some, but there are many of us who can get their kicks from just listening to someone who is talking dirty. There is something really exciting about naughty words coming out of a stranger’s mouth; and even more when it is somebody we know. You didn’t always need to use premium sex lines, sometimes you could have phone fun with that special friend. Kinda like a fuck buddy, but on the phone. In fact it wasn’t all about hearing, but you also got to practice talking dirty, which turned up to be useful later down the line when trying to chat up strangers. Basically, sex isn’t all about the visuals, and sound can definitely have a huge role in making us feeling horny. This is why porn is so much better with the audio, might it be to hear the orgasmic breathing of the sloppy sex sounds; we all love it!

The webcam takeover

Fast forwards to today and things have indeed changed. A lot more of us now have computers and we walk around with phones that have webcams and microphones. Not only can we make naughty calls but we also get the visuals to go with it. The fact is that sex dating makes it even easier; there is no more need to pay for an expensive premium phone service. Instead the cost of a subscription to a dating service is minuscule compared to those crazy phone bills we used to get in the past. The other thing is that you can now hook-up with people who live in your area, and it is so much easier to go on a site like Local Bangs for your local booty call. That way you can talk dirty to each other and you can also meetup further down the line without having to travel across the other side of the country!

Is webcam sex safer than phone sex?

Webcam sex adds that extra visual dimension, and whilst this is a good thing to get excited about, it does remove some of the anonymity out of the process. When you were talking on the phone, you could make up that you where something else, and it didn’t matter so much as long as the other person got excited. Now that people can see your face, there is no hiding or lying about your looks, and it also means people could recognise you in the streets later on; especially if you’re having webcam chats with local people. So we can always split this in two: those who want more anonymity and want to use their imagination might still prefer using phone sex, whilst people who just want to watch can use webcams. Phone sex isn’t dead yet, and it will stay alive as long as people enjoy the naughty sounds of sex!

Preparing For A Hook-Up

Sam Bentley's Bum

Preparing for a hook-up

There is a lot of sex dating going around at the moment, especially when you take a look at the internet and all the adult dating sites that exist. More and more show up every day, and there is a simple reason for that: a lot more people just want to have sex, they are not looking for serious relationships as much as they did in the past. We can blame the countless divorces, but it is also the fact that people live different lifestyles that do not always allow then the luxury of having a fixed partner. It is easier to find a one-night-stand, it is just less work and less commitment. But as easy as it might be, you shouldn’t just jump on the first person you can find; there are in fact a few preparations that need attending to.

Taking your time

Dating is an emotional process, even when you’re just looking for sex. Sure you’re not feeling the love but lust can be a powerful thing. When you’re having a dirty chat online with that naughty person on your favourite meet and fuck site, you’re often feeling so horny that your judgement tends to go out of the window. Getting naked and showing your private parts might feel like the thing to do but you need to remember that you don’t actually know that person too well. So even with sex dating, you should take the time to talk first before you decide to get frisky with the whisky; it might just save from potentially embarrassing situations as well as avoiding a few scammers.

Organize yourself

Once you’ve chatted for a few days and you know that person is for real, then maybe you can start talking about arranging a quick fun sex meet. It does imply that you will have already talked about the sort of things both of you would enjoy doing. Beyond that, you will have also talked about what you don’t like; establishing a few no-go zones. This might sound a bit too methodical but nothing bad ever comes from taking your time and using common sense; you just make better decisions for it. It is then a good idea to arrange a meeting point, as well as somewhere to go where you can actually have sex.

Where to go

Meeting in a public but discreet café or bar will work just fine, that way you can finally sit down together face-to-face. The place you are going to have sex is a different matter. You might be tempted to take that person home with you, but the truth is that you don’t know them too well for that yet. Furthermore, you home isn’t a neutral place for you partner to be; you need to find grounds where both of you feel equally in control of the situation. This is why a shared hotel room works the best on many different levels. Not only can either of you walk away from the situation easier, but it is more discreet than bringing your naughty sex life at your own doorstep. Ideally you can split the cost of the hotel room 50/50. Yes it is the gentleman thing to do to pay for it; but the person paying might feel like they are more entitled because they paid for the room. If you both pay then the two of you on an equal foot, and it is much better when it comes to managing expectations.

Liquid Lunch

I used to work in an office where there was a strict no fraternisation policy. Not official of course as that would have been discriminatory but it was understood by everyone that you didn’t get into relationships with co-workers. Anyone who did lasted a few weeks and was then asked to leave and fired if they didn’t leave of their own accord. It was the owner’s idea of keeping everyone’s mind on the job.
What it actually did was to create a huge amount of sexual tension. On one occasion I did ask one of girls from the accounts department out for a drink but she refused, knowing that if we were caught she’d lose her job on some trumped-up misconduct charge and as it was her first job out of university she didn’t think it was worth the risk. I realised she was right and tried to avoid thinking about how much I wanted to get her into bed.
About three months after I had asked her out I was walking down a corridor at the disused end of the huge offices the company inhabited. Before computers it had been filled with staff but since the advent of automation in accounting and design (the company’s main business) it was used mainly for storing records. And old furniture.
It was lunchtime and I would occasionally slip off into one of the rooms for which I had a key (usually when I had a hangover from the night before) and take a nap on one of the old leather sofas that one of the now retired directors used to have in his huge office. The current management were more into grey desks and high fashion suits than comfortable old furniture so the room had been filled, locked and forgotten. I’d just started to drift off to sleep when I heard a key in the door and woke up with my heart beating loud in my chest. I wasn’t doing anything wrong but this was my secret and being discovered was a shock.
It was Stephanie the girl from accounts that I’d been lusting after. “Found you!” she said.
“Is someone after me?” I asked, expecting my lunch was going to be cut short by a crisis at a client that would require my attention.
“No, I was just curious to see where you hid yourself at lunch.” I sat up and she sat on the end of the sofa where my feet had been.
She was wearing a lose fitting blouse that billowed and opened a little when she moved around. The buttons were unfastened quite low so I could see her inviting boobs and a flash of her bra. I gulped a little to shift the lump in my throat.
“Now you know my secret.” I laughed nervously trying to cover my unease, caused in part by having my bolt hole found but mostly by the feeling that the filthy thoughts running through my mind were easy to read on my face.
“I’ve been thinking about what you said, you know about us going out …”
“Yeah, it was a stupid idea …” I began.
“Well, I agree, but I don’t see why we shouldn’t be able to have a little fun. I mean who’d look for us getting up to no good right under their noses?” She stood and went to the door. Then locked it.
My mind raced ahead, I knew what I wanted to happen and my cock was already waking up in readiness. Stephanie sat on the sofa again unbuttoning her blouse and fully exposing a white lacy bra underneath. She tugged my tie undone and got to work on the buttons of my shirt.
“You’re in a hurry!” I said, surprised and excited by her haste.
“We’ve got about half an hour before we have to be back.”
OK, I thought practical as well as sexy. Her hair was still tied in a ponytail, I wondered if she would take it out and hoped she wouldn’t.
I could smell her now, the same distinctive perfume that I enjoyed smelling when she wafted past my desk, the smell that had attracted me to her in the first place. I looked down at her firm B-cup chest and the inviting valley between them. Probably not quite enough flesh for a good tit wank but it would be fun to rub my cock between them. She pushed her face into mine and I could taste her lipstick when her tongue began to wrestle with me.
Her hand was on my thigh, rubbing the hardness of my cock through my suit. I grabbed her boobs, one in each hand and massaged them firmly. I felt her hands grapple with my belt and flies then unsuccessfully try to pull out my cock. She stood up and said, “Get your trousers off.” I loved the direct approach. She unfastened her black trousers and pulled the waistband of her lacy panties down too so her neatly trimmed pussy was only a metre from my face. I could smell she was already wet. She sat bare-buttocked on the sofa and kicked off her shoes so she could remove her trousers and panties.
I stroked my cock while she was doing this, my fingers replaced by her slender digits as soon as she was naked from the waist down. Stephanie slid the skin of my cock up and down a few times, the foreskin sliding smoothly over the swollen head which was coated in precum. She lifted her leg across me and in so doing pinned my erect prick between her pussy and my stomach.
She kissed me again and wriggled against me, rubbing her wetness on me and pressing her boobs onto my chest. I took control and lifted her up under her arms. She didn’t need more encouragement, lifting herself up and positioning the opening of her pussy to accept my cock. She lowered herself down, stopping just after the head of my cock entered her to adjust the angle of her hips. Her cunt slid down my shaft, it was a satisfyingly tight fit. She was no virgin but her pussy fitted me like a hot, tight, wet glove.
Stephanie raised herself up and down and each time she lowered herself onto my cock I felt my balls tighten a little more until they were almost painfully tense. I pushed up the cups of her bra to reveal her tiny dark nipples and licked the hard buttons each in turn. After several minutes and even with me helping with her efforts by placing my hands under her buttock to lift her Stephanie was exhausted. The warmth of the room and awkwardness of the position thwarting her efforts to make herself cum.
I pushed her off of my cock and told her to lean over the arm of the couch. She did so presenting a pair of buttocks waiting to be parted. I was staring at two holes, a swollen red slit that I had just been engulfed in and a puckered light brown hole the was wet with her cunt juices but looked so tight and virginal. It begged to be filled. I resisted and guided myself between her puffy labia where I started to fuck her with long, slow stroked. I placed a thumb against her wet, tight asshole and rubbed gently. She flinched, clenching until my soothing circular rubbing and motion of my cock within her helped her relax.
She had been quiet so far, conscious of the danger we would be heard if anyone wandered down the normally deserted corridor. She started to moan and push back against me. She gasped and looking down I realised the tip of my thumb had disappeared into her anus. She squoze it tight and I could feel her shudder.
I knew I wouldn’t last long so was glad that she started to tell me how she wanted to cum, how she wanted me to do it harder and harder. So I obliged.
She stifled her screams, lips tightly pursed, only emitting tiny yelps until finally I heard a long moan and felt her pussy tense around me. I buried myself deep inside her and ground against her buttocks. My hands gripped her shoulders pulling her back towards me and I came with each pumping jet of cum accompanied by its own guttural growl.
We slid onto the couch, Stephanie slumped across me and enjoyed the feeling of my cum mixed with hers oozing from her pussy onto my leg. She checked her watch, “Shit we need to get back!” and sprung up to get dressed. “My panties are going to be soaked in your cum by the time I get home.” And she smiled at me.
“Do you have something to clean this up?” I asked, hoping for a tissue to mop up the glistening pool of cum from my leg.
“Ooh, lunch!” grinned Stephanie. She knelt down and slowly lapped up the sticky liquid.

Aromatique, A Scented Seduction

“Would Sir care to sample our new fragrance, Aromatique?”

The alluring voice captured his attention as he walked past the end of the perfume counter. It had a timbre that made him stop and take interest, despite his inclination to tell her that he was “too busy, but thanks all the same …”.

“It’s quite new!”, she exclaimed, quietly, yet with a bridled enthusiasm bubbling beneath. She was dressed in a knee-length skirt-suit, lilac in colour. It was classically styled and nipped at the waist, black heels, black stockings. Her dark brown hair was scrapped back into a neat ponytail. Her makeup was heavy but subtle in comparison to some of her colleagues on the adjacent makeup concessions.

He blinked, realising that he’d appraised her in the blink of an eye. He didn’t do that sort of thing and hadn’t even been conscious of looking. She reeled off the virtues of the perfume to his glazing eyes, his wife would have appreciated the spiel no doubt but to him it was just words. Anyway, he was appreciating her intensely sexy shape, her voice her demeanour … it was only when he realised his cock was beginning to throb against his leg that he snapped, guiltily back to what she was actually saying.

She concluded her pitch with ” … care to take a tester strip?”

Now this was one thing he did know about, having once bought his wife a bottle of expensive fragrance for Christmas and finding that on her skin it smelt like tomcat piss. “I’ll have to bring my wife in to test it out, those strips can be very misleading ..,”.

Before he’d finished she’d sprayed it on her own wrist and begun waving the card strip to aid the evaporation of the alcohol base. “Perhaps you’d like to sample it from my skin?”

“every woman’s skin is different, I don’ think …”, then the perfume hit him. Not just the scent she had sprayed on her skin, but the delicate smell of her. His nostrils flared, pupils dilated and a tingle shot down his back to amplify the unexpected stirring already taking place in his groin.

Their eyes were locked together. “Special isn’t it?”, she asked, though it was more of a statement than a question. “Surprising, different, I’ll certainly consider it …”, his mind raced forward, the images it conjured up scared him, made him feel guilty for imagining them. “… but I must go now.”, blurted out because those scary, inappropriate images were undoubtedly turning him on too.

Breaking her gaze felt like a physical wrench. Turning his back on her seemed to dissipate the feeling, but left him feeling as if he had turned to face a gale for a moment. It passed and he continued to the underwear department to pick up some new boxers.

He returned ten minutes later head down determined to get back to his desk before one o’clock so he could check his personal emails. But he looked up, just as she did. She had just finished talking to an old couple, who wandered away, sniffing at the thin strip of white card she had given them.

He walked towards her, “I think I would like to buy a bottle.”

“Of course Sir, come with me”


She waved her hand in the direction of the display, “These are empty display boxes, we have a problem with shoplifters I’m afraid. If you’d like to come with me to the stockroom …”. She led him behind the displays and a few meters down a brightly lit corridor. She stopped at a door and unlocked it with a key hanging from a chain on her belt.

As he crossed the threshold into the stockroom the door slammed shut. He turned to face her. “What are you doing?” But the question was irrelevant, she simply stood and waited for him.

He looked into her blue-green eyes and felt himself bewitched again. Slender tendrils of her scent wrapped themselves around him and drew him to her. Light as gossamer, strong as steel they pulled at him until his lips were millimetres from hers.

“What are you waiting for?” she said, a smile playing across her lips, chest heaving with anticipation.

Hers were the first lips his had touched since he married his wife twenty years before. Well the first that his had touched with the passion and intent that he did now. His tongue probed her mouth almost immediately, wanting to taste her, as well as smell her rich scent.

His arms slid behind her back, hers were limp at her side, waiting to be taken. Not that she didn’t want to grab him and tear off his clothes, far from it, the images of her shredding his shirt with her nails, popping his buttons, kept playing through her mind as he ravished her.

His hands grasped the cheeks of her ass. Oh, he had strong fingers, she was sure he’d leave marks where the fingertips had been, such was the force he used. She imagined the ten discoloured patches developing on her skin. She would check later in her cheval mirror.

His animal was unleashed, touching her, smelling her with short, hungry sniffs at the skin of her neck.

She began to moan, spurring him on to even greater forcefulness. He slammed her into the door and began to pull at her blouse, destroying it in his impatience to touch her waiting breasts. When his powerful hands took possession of the orbs it sent shards of icy-electric excitement slicing through her body.

He sucked her nipples for a moment, then a slight movement of air brought a new element to the assault on his olfactory organ. He looked at her, his lip curled into a snarling smile and he dropped to his knees.

He began to lift the hem of her skirt. It hugged her hips, so she allowed herself to help him. Even her self control was deserting her now. They both knew what she wanted and to delay would send her insane.

He nuzzled into her crotch, nose pressing the wet black panties into her hot swollen mound. He tugged at the inconsequential triangle of silk, discarding its tattered remains on the floor.

In one long slow, probing movement he licked her sex from between her hips to clitoris. “Aaaaaah”, was the only possible reaction she could have had.

He dragged her to the floor and buried his head between her soft thighs, stocking tops rubbing his ears while he devoured her. He opened her inner lips with his tongue, exploring their delicate geography with a tenderness that seemed at odds with his animal passion. It was just a prelude to his lingual symphony.

She grasped her own breasts, squeezing them as she felt the muscular animal lick, tickle and probe her. She began to pinch her nipples hard, increasing the flow of juices between her legs. His face was wet with her, the heady scent filling his nostrils and driving him to even more frantic efforts. Her moans of pleasure merged into one ululatant exaltation.

With his face dripping with her moisture he slid to one side and lay his head on her inner thigh.


She returned home triumphant. Just a few more adjustments and it would be ready …

… increase the speed of entrapment with a few more drops of this … reduce the intensity of their passion, just a little, by reducing this …

By four in the morning it was complete. The small vial of the final version of Aromatique stood in the test tube rack amongst hundreds of prototypes. She slumped in a leather armchair and drifted off to sleep, lulled by the sounds of her stills, refining a steady supply of exotic essences.

And she dreamed of testing the ultimate Aromatique, today’s blend had been amazing, tomorrow’s would be legendary.

Creating An Engaging Sex Dating Profile

Samantha Bentley with her legs in the air

We often talk about how easy it is to find people looking for sex on the internet, and that’s because it is true. Adult dating sites are so easy to join and messaging members who are there to have sex isn’t the most complicated thing in the world neither. The one thing people do get stuck on often is their actual dating profile, and that makes sense. Most of us aren’t so good at promoting ourselves, so how do you go about advertising you need for sex on an adult dating site?

1 – Your profile picture. This picture must show you under a good light but you should use something which is representative so that people are not disappointed once they come face-to-face with you. Here’s a tip: maybe use a uniform of sorts, the ladies always love it when a man dresses up. It already shows you can be good fun before even reading your profile.

2 – Make it readable. You need to make sure everyone can read you profile easily. You don’t need complicated sentences but you still want to make sure it looks like you’ve put some effort into it. Avoid spelling mistakes and make sure you sentences are correct; this will open up your profile to a wider audience.

3 – Nothing too long. Sex dating doesn’t require much other than you saying you’re up for it, and maybe talking about the things you want to do. No need for a whole chapter about your life and your career ambitions. Keep it short and to the point, it’s only sex and people just want to know you’re a good time waiting to happen.

4 – Manage expectations. If you announce yourself as a sex god then most likely nobody will believe you. However those people who will are only going to be set up for disappointment if you’re lying. Your best bet is to announce the colour as it really is. Just say you can offer people a good time, and you hope to share those good times with someone else.

5 – Avoid swear words. Unlike porn, people in the real world do not enjoy when you disrespect them. Stay polite, use words people can understand but there is no need to swear. Just keep it to a friendly level and try rising the temperature by saying that you want to give and have enjoyable sex, it is really that simple.

6 – Don’t lie. Whatever you have in your dating profile will be used as a reference. People will soon find out if your actions don’t match with how you described yourself, and they will drop you instantly the minute the find out you’re full of it.

7 – A considerate profile. Once you’ve written about what you want, drop a line at the end along the lines of: “I am looking forwards to hearing any of your suggestions and the things you want to do”. This will show consideration on your behalf and it is also engaging people to get back to you.

8 – Practice makes perfect. Naturally you might not get it right the first time, and you will need to practice before you’re fluent at creating a good, attractive and engaging dating profile. In the meanwhile feel free to browse the internet and take a look at other people’s dating profiles, you might find some inspiration. Some sex dating sites are friendlier than others, so try this site (for sex tonight), and try other sites too. The more you practice your skills the better you will get at it.

There are most likely other things you will want to consider when creating your dating profile, but following those simple steps will make people want to read it and engage with you. Just take a bit of time over it, it’s all worth it in the end!

Improving Sexual Wellbeing: How Sex Toys Can Help Men

On TopBy Aleena M Reyes

A lot of times when people this of adult toys they think of stereotypical dildos, bondage whips, FleshLights, and a really lonely person trying to get off. While these ideas do come from somewhere, the idea of adult toys are rarely thought to be a way to increase sexual health and sexual well-being. While adult toys are a fun and kinky pass time, they can also be a way for someone to explore their own body in a healthy way and experiment with your partner in a relationship. There is no shame in trying new and exciting this with a loved one or trying to help yourself. Toys can be a bonding experience either with yourself or with your sexual partner.

Types of Sex Toys and How They Can Help

Using adult toys solo is usually what comes to mind for most people. The stigma of shame behind it can be big but it certainly does not have to be. With the wide variety of adult toys sold in online shops, it is very easy to find something to help you explore your body. For both men and women there are a variety of different toys that each serve different functions.  Websites like separates each type of toy in different sub categories. They have shaped masturbators, Flesh Lights, Penis Enhancements, Prostate Massagers, Sex Dolls, Cock Rings, and Tenga Cups. While you certainly can experience these products with a lover, they are each uniquely designed help someone whether or not another person is around to help out! Each different item has a new and exciting way to get the juices flowing. Most can even help make you a better lover! Different types of Flesh Lights and other masturbators can work as stamina trainers. These help exercise Kegel muscles in men and promote stamina as well as healthier and harder erections without using a harmful cream or pill. Make it fun by having your partner help you with the strokes and create an intimate sensation with your training. If stamina isn’t your concern and size is then trying different penis enhancements will certainly help. A variety of pumps can be found to help you achieve bigger and stronger erections. Extenders and sleeves also help give you an extra few inches without worrying about pumping your penis.

Prostate massagers can help you experiment with anal play in a safe and comfortable environment. A man’s gspot is his prostate! Don’t be afraid to experience ultimate pleasure for yourself. You can enjoy these yourself or you can talk to your partner about it. Anal sex can seem daunting but small anal massagers can help a couple reach maximum levels of pleasure when they are both using one during regular sex.

Toys like Sex Dolls are an excellent and healthy way for you to experience a fetish that has crossed your mind! They have everything ranging from Anime style Japanese dolls, to old men, to animals, to all types of women.  You can dress them up however you like and help yourself to an amazing time.

Tenga Cups and Eggs are an incredibly versatile product that will help you achieve whatever it is you’re going for. Their designs are inconspicuous and can be easily overlooked, giving you your privacy. They are small and compact masturbators and a lot give that lovely sucking sensation of oral pleasure as well as increases stimulation for you.

Last but certainly not least are lovely little Cock Rings. Cock Rings come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors and each have their own unique purpose. Most Cock Ring are best enjoyed with a partner but adult toys are only limited to your own creativity with them. Cock Rings are used by sliding the silicone ring to the base of the penis and using it to create longer lasting and more intense feelings while playing alone or with others. Some even vibrate and have different head shapes on them to give you and your partner the ultimate experience. Learning more about a product can help people become less afraid of trying new experiences. Sex should be enjoyed and celebrated. What better way to do that than to have a thigh quaking experience that a toy can offer you? Toys will help you learn and enhance your own body while connecting deeply with the person you decide to make love with. Buying and ordering these toys is especially easy now through inconspicuous online vendors, fast shipping, and disguised boxes at your door. Websites like prides themselves on being fast and discreet. Hopefully you can being intense joy and pleasure to yourself and someone else soon!


More Than The Kama Sutra

Hand On Champagne BottleIndia is known to everyone for the famous Kama Sutra, but like all art and the book is a beautiful piece of art there is more to the Kama Sutra than just what it depicts. Any sex manual can show you a myriad number of sexual positions but where the Kama Sutra is concerned the paintings depict an open attitude towards sex that Western eyes can miss in their glee at the depictions of coitus. The book sheds light on a sensual side to Indian culture that dates back centuries.

Take the Buddhist art at Ajanta. Cave after cave of sensual and erotic depictions of women place there by the monks as decoration with no concern that the explicit images would somehow stir-up impure and confused thoughts in the temple’s initiates. More of a celebration of creation than the often distorted and sullied perception of nudity and sexuality we have in the west.

Small wonder it would seem that residents of India can call on Gurgaon escorts who in some ways carry on this sensuous tradition. Of course the parallels might be a little tenuous but a culture shapes its people and concubine is a perhaps a more effete and archaic version of an escort?

Art depicting fertility and sensuality can be found across the Middle East, into India and beyond. Across India from coast to coast different religions and groups have celebrated the sensual and not hidden it away. Meaning that attitudes for those that understand and appreciate the rich sensual heritage can apply it to their modern day sex lives, be that with a long term partner or Call girls in Jaipur.

While schoolboy sniggers might prevent some from taking up their services Jaipur escorts are part of the fabric of that city and many others across India. Sometimes as company for business where they can be appreciated as companions. Sometimes for more than that.

While the European-centric culture of Australia can’t call upon the sensual art of India to shape its attitudes towards sensuality there is an openness in the country towards sex and sexual services. Oddly, while deriving much of its culture from Europe, predominantly British culture in its formative years escort services are widely available. Maybe this is due to the increasingly cosmopolitan nature of the society, a change driven by a fast moving economy and the necessity of immigration to fill skills gaps. Whatever the reason companionship is easily available through agencies such as Sydney escorts and others to those who want it.

The only way to experience a country’s culture is to immerse yourself in it, be that the public mundane or the private, discrete and sensual.

5 Sexual New Year’s Resolutions

Shay HendrixIt’s that time of year again when we all say we’re going to do things and don’t. Well in general that’s why I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, because frankly you can decide to make a positive change in your life at any point in the year. You don’t need an arbitrary date in a calendar created by humans to organise their lives around the non-congruencies of the planet’s orbit and its rotational period.

That said if you do feel the urge to make New Year’s resolutions then make ‘em good ones and stick to them. If you can benefit other’s by keeping to your resolutions then all the better. And if that “other” is your partner of course a sexual New Year’s Resolution ticks all the boxes.

1. Enjoy More Foreplay

This is something that we all forget from time to time, especially if we’re busy. Vary your foreplay, make your first physical advances to your partner in different places and situations and employ plenty of sensual techniques in the build-up to “the main event.”

Tell each other how horny you are at the supermarket, when you get home don’t wait until you’re naked to touch each other; And when you are try a bit of erotic massage to relax and stimulate each other.

2. Change How You Have Sex

Break out of your habits, when you know what each other enjoys it’s too easy to stick to that and get out of the habit of trying new things that you did earlier in the relationship. You can both be very happy with the status quo but even if you try things that don’t quite work out the variety will enliven your sex and you may even open new doors for you and your partner to explore together.

So what sort of new stuff am I talking about? Well, it can be a number of things from just trying a new position, using lube in imaginative ways, sex toys or even role play. The choice is yours and even what you try falls a bit flat adding variety is always a fun experience in itself.

3. Try Bondage and BDSM

One of the things that has been high on people’s to-do lists for several years, because of that certain book, is Bondage and BDSM. True BDSM isn’t for everyone and bondage taken to its ultimate extremes can be a bit much for most people. However there are plenty of bondage products available online for different levels of experience as well as how-to guides for the more, erm, advanced techniques

4. Try Sex In Different Locations

Remember when you first had sex, more than likely it wasn’t in bed. Even if your first experience of sex was in a conventional bedroom most of us have tried sex in different rooms in the house, outside and occasionally quite public places. I’m not suggesting exposing yourself here or having sex where you can be seen by other people – that goes against one of the fundamental rules of sex as I see it, all participants, active or passive have to consent to being part of the sexual act. What you should consider is that sex in itself doesn’t have to be horizontal, face to face and laying on a mattress. Sometimes the discomfort and awkwardness of sex elsewhere and in different orientations as it were adds to the experience.

Just think about it 😉

5. Try Masturbation

Should I have to mention this one? We’ve all done it alone and many have done it with their partner, often to their partner. If you haven’t tried any or all of the above combinations then you should and if you’ve stopped experimenting with masturbation in front of your partner or with your partner then maybe you should get back in the habit.

I hope that helps bring you a happy and indeed orgasmic New Year.

A Big Bag of Condoms, Or Two


Ever thought of buying someone you love a big bag of condoms for Christmas? Frankly, if not, why not? If they’re sexually active it might be an idea whether they’re in a relationship or using the services of Perth Escorts. OK so it’s not the sort of thing you’d generally buy for a family member but in certain circumstances it’s a way to show you genuinely care. Of course buying them for your partner can mean you both have more fun. Not only because you’ll be practicing safe sex but also because with ribbed, bobbled, cooling and warming condoms you can add new and exciting sensations at the same time.

The reason I mention it is that I received two such bags of condoms from one of our suppliers last week – you can read the review over on Sex Toys Buzz soon. Being in a long-term relationship means that I generally don’t need to use condoms for reasons of sexual health or contraception so when we do review them it’s a fun experience.

But in other circumstances wearing a condom is advisable. For example using the services of a sex worker, say when your with Adelaide Escorts. In the UK of course this is a bit tricky if you want to stay on the right side of the law, but elsewhere, like in Australia it’s different. No matter where you are it’s a legal and most importantly a properly regulated business that protects clients and the workers themselves. So whether you’e looking for Brisbane Escorts,  and Melbourne Escorts you can find them.

How come Australia is so enlightened and we’re not? It’s a complex issue that both perplexes and annoys me because of the dark side of sex work in this country. Maybe one day we’ll get it right.

Promiscuity In The Good Old Days

George Uhl eating Lexi Lou's PussyThere was a time when promiscuity was somewhat dangerous. No barrier contraception meant unwanted pregnancy was a constant risk. The transmission of STDs between you and your partner, especially partners whose sex lives might have been more active than average meant everyone outside a monogamous relationship could be touched by disease. This was especially serious before bacterial infections such as syphilis and gonorrhoea could be treated by antibiotics.

There were of course certain groups that were often linked to STDs, primarily those in the sex trade and those who used their services. Treatments such as there were could be painful and often ineffective, even downright dangerous. With the advent of antibiotics STDs like other bacterial infections decreased in much of the population, certainly in countries that were wealthy and where education about health and sexual health reached into the general population.

Syphilis is caused by the bacterium Treponema Pallidum, gonorrhoea by Neisseria Gonorrhoeae both can be passed to sexual partners and even from mother to infant during child birth. If left untreated a number of serious symptoms can develop from these and other STDs so it’s vital that you talk to a healthcare professional if you suspect you are at risk of having been infected.

However for decades, even if you caught a bacterial STD you could usually rid yourself of it with little or no lasting damage to your body.

Now wheel forward to today, and next week and the next few years – We’re already seeing resistant strains of bacteria from staphylococcus to STDs and with sexual habits now attuned to casual intercourse, coupled with an assumption that the medical profession will always have a pill to cure our ills, where does that leave us?

Being promiscuous should be an informed choice between consenting adults. Assuming that you’ll be able to shrug off an STD by popping a few pills is something that we can’t do any more. That doesn’t mean that we should all stop enjoying sex but taking sensible precautions is becoming more important than ever. Getting tested for STDs may become more common, even in traditionally low-risk groups of individuals who have relatively few sexual partners. And of course the proper use of condoms becomes vital.

Drug resistance in bacteria is a problem, a growing one and while not wanting to wave a metaphorical placard reading “The end of the world is nigh!” I have to say that the easiest way to cure a disease is to not get it in the first place. Sex should be unrestrained and free from worry – the best way to do that is to take precautions for the sake of you and your partners.

500 Words – Under The Table

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Under The Table

It’s dark in the club, darker still at the back of the club where the booths are and we’re watching the heaving dance floor from underneath an air conditioning unit. The bodies out there are gyrating and sweating, rubbing one against the other to the deep thrumming beat that takes over their minds and makes their bodies move with primeval intent. Each one is trying to outperform their rivals in the search for a mate or to prove to the mate they came in with that they are the one to leave with.

The humidity is rising, even here in the cool blast of air from above we can feel it. Perhaps that’s why she loosens her lemon coloured wrap-around top a little to reveal the sheer white bra inside, perhaps she does it for another reason. She turns towards me and leans forward to proffer her full lips. Not an offer I can refuse.

To lean in I have to steady myself by putting my hand on the leather of the bench seat. I choose to place it between her thigh, pushing her short skirt up and coming to rest right next to her humid crotch. She gasps from excitement not shock as I go in for the kill, lips pressing together soon opening to allow tongues to play together.

I feel her slide forward to the edge of the seat so that her mons presses against my wrist. It’s hot and moist, the cotton fabric of her briefs the only thing separating my skin from hers. I can feel no hair on that excited mound, no bristling sensation, the fabric must be almost transparent now from the soaking her juices are giving it. We continue to kiss while my cock gets hard and uncomfortable in my trousers and I wonder how this is going to end.

She breaks away and I content myself with the thought that later, maybe. No, I think she wants more so I lean in to her ear to be heard over the music.

“Do you want to cum?” I ask.

She nods in affirmation.


She nods again. Her hands pull up her skirt a little, then she wriggles in her seat. I look down to see a pair of moisture soaked briefs half way down her thighs. She opens her legs as wide as the underwear will allow and I see a flash of pouty wet lips.

My hand dives in between her legs, my mouth locks with hers. I feel her breasts heave when my fingers begin to rub her up and down. When I brush her clitoris her breathing catches, she is so ready for this so I dive inside, two fingers sliding easily into her puffy cunt with one movement. I hook them inside, knowing that we have to be quick, she angles her pelvis to help me. She’s wetter in a few seconds and moments later as I pump and squeeze hard with my fingers my hand is awash with her.