Category Archives: Non-Fiction

Non-Fiction

500 Words “Squirt”

It was late, we’d both had a lot to drink and the taxi had just delivered us safely back home. We both rushed to the bathroom and like a gentleman I let her use the loo first. Her skirt was hitched up to reveal her stockings and her lacy panties fell to her ankles ending […]

Button Flies

We had some good news last week so a lot of the tension that has been with us for several months has started to dissipate. That doesn’t mean we’re at a loose end, far from it. What it means is that we can get on with the things that we should have been doing but […]

Moving With Sex Toys

One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult objects. We’ve mentioned this before on more than one occasion when friends or family have knocked on the door unannounced and caused us to scrabble […]

Sex With No Squeaks

It’s very easy to become accustomed to something that is glaringly obvious to others and to a certain degree that’s exactly what happened with us and our bed. We had it for years, a pine bed frame that we had made when we moved into our last house. It had seen three mattresses come and […]

Getting Down To (Dirty) Business

We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened. Alex and I had spent the previous evening putting together our plan of attack.  As a general rule we don’t waste valuable time checking out stands we see no benefit business wise from […]

Exotic Init?

In 1921 the actor Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Pierre Filibert Guglielmi di Valentina d’Antonguolla, or has he’s more commonly known, Rudolph Valentino starred in a film called the Sheik and in doing so made millions of women weak at the knees and probably wet around the gusset. Causing unseemly thoughts among the fairer sex and probably […]

Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That

I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the blanks. Well you’ll have to because I can’t find the post. Maybe it was deleted when we had a DB corruption last year. Anyway, if […]

Abstinence I’m Having None of That

If you’re a regular reader of AlexSuze.com you can’t have helped but notice that over the past few months we’ve been conspicuous by our absence in the posting department. Now this is unusual for us because we are usually pretty prolific and the main reason for us not posting on here is if we have […]

Buggering About In Bruge

A couple of weekends back Alex and I had a first.  I know your naughty minds are conjuring up all sorts of naughty scenarios.  Well, just put them back in to your naughty corner. We both have been chatting for a considerable time with a couple of lovely ladies in The Netherlands who kindly invited […]

Hump It Or Dump It?

I have so many products sent out to me for testing that every now and then I have to do a sex toy regroup and decide which products stay and which go.  And because of the limited space in my house I have to firstly dispose of “MK 1s”because they are the most obvious sacrificial […]

Going Hard and Going Home

Imagine the scene, it’s Friday and I’m driving home from the office in my car, which I will explain at this point is a large Mercedes 4×4. This puts me quite high up and gives me the same view-point enjoyed by most large van drivers, though not quite as high as you’d get from the […]

Breaking Balls

I just returned from a week’s trip over to Cyprus.  It was part work and part holiday, fortunately more pleasure than business. Alex and I had gone over with my stepmother to oversee some business relating to my late father and to tie up a few ends.  It also gave me the opportunity to see […]