I’m not really a fan of Christina Aguilera, I can take her of leave her. But I was at the gym lifting weights when I saw the video come up on screen. I found it so distracting that I had to stop mid set and gloat like some kink struck kid.
Watch and enjoy. I defy anyone to say they didn’t enjoy the video.
This is another sex toy review that could perhaps be better named. How about essential sex accessory review?
Sex usually involves fluids, either those generated by your body or those you add to enhance the experience. The problem with these fluids is that while they are sexy, sensuous and delightfully decadent while you’re having sex, about two minutes after you both orgasm they become something to be cleaned up.
If you have just made wild and passionate love on your bed then the sheets may be in a less than pristine condition. Covered in lube, massage oil, wax and your mutual bodily issues this can be a challenge to deal with.
Furthermore, if you want to try out something a bit adventurous, like body paint, liquid latex or maybe even watersports then you could cause permanent damage to your bed and bedding. Not something you want to be thinking about when you are about to get it on.
Cal Exotics have come up with a solution. The Super Strap Super Sheet is a vinyl sheet made to fit a king sized bed – well just fits a king size bed. The sheet could do with another 12 inches in width and length but does, just tuck under the edges of a king size mattress. One side is shiny for ease of cleaning the other texture which helps keep it put on the bed.
Unpacking the Super Sheet released the trapped aroma of freshly manufactured plastic. If you’re into that kind of thing that’s going to be a big turn-on.
There’s not much to say about how the sheet works, after all it’s what you use when you’re lying on the sheet that is the active element of your bedroom games. What I will say is that the sheet stayed up while we indulged ourselves in a mutual massage followed by lots of baby oil, then a full-on fuck.
The sheet is tuff too. My attempts to tear it at the corner simply caused it to stretch a little and knee and elbow marks did not seem to stay in the sheet permanently. This resistance to tearing and splitting is a boon for BDSM enthusiasts who would be able to use most of their kit with the sheet without too much fear of shredding the sheet.
When you first lay on the sheet it can feel cold, despite our central heating being set to high when we tested it. The feel of it against my skin was pleasurable sensual experience; one which I feel myself wanting to repeat. Kinky me, eh? The smell of the plastic soon fades, which might be a bit of a disappointment if you like that smell . Though if you do like the smell I’m sure you’d have other sources of the aroma to hand LOL.
Cleaning was easy. I sponged down the sheet with soapy water when we’d finished, then left it to air-dry on the spare bed before folding it away. Don’t try to get the sheet to fit exactly back into the box when you are finished, I almost managed it, but with a bit stuck out of the top.
If you want to get down and really dirty without worrying about an impossible cleaning up afterwards then you should try it.
Long-time readers will know that when our neighbours first moved in we suspected they might be swingers. Well Suze did. She got the idea into her head and once lodged there she wouldn’t let it go.
Interestingly her suspicions weren’t without foundation. The number of different people coming and going was huge. The most persuasive bit of “evidence” was that the number of people in the house over night meant that unless they were mainly sleeping on the floor there would have been some very crowded beds.
The number of visitors has died off and although we never really found out who the legions of nocturnal revellers were it’s probably accurate to assume they probably have a big extended family.
That was until last night …
Suze was out and I was working. I heard a knock at the door. It was the couple from next door, so I invited them in.
She went into the lounge and he and I into the kitchen to make a drink. I was curious as to why they had come round. When we made our way to the lounge I found out why.
She had undressed down to a strappy leather catsuit type thing with metals studs. I was rather shocked, suddenly thinking they were suggesting Suze and I swing. Then he pulled out a thin printed magazine and showed it to me. It was a BDSM themed publication which he explained they wrote and published …
OK, at this point I realised it was a dream. A very, very weird dream that I can only ascribe to our initial rather mischievous suspicions about the couple. I’m chuckling about it now as that’s where the dream ended, with my surprise at the revelation that they were, in my dream at least, active BDSMers and publishers. This morning I didn’t have enough time to tell Suze about the dream so she’ll be reading about it the first time when she reads this.
Strange how the subconscious works isn’t it. Throwing up these things. But if one of our neighbours were to make such a revelation I wouldn’t be shocked. After all would you be shocked if one of your colleagues, friends or neighbours were to come out as say a sex blogger?
There seems to be a new trend in fashion, media and video to lean towards the fetish or more appropriately BDSM movement. Does this mean that society’s views on this boderline indulgence are changing?
I’ve always had a bit of kink in me so love the lighter side of BDSM, I’m certainly not in to inflicting pain or receiving it but the idea of control and restraint does excite.
I found this naughty little remake of the Elton John classic this morning and it certainly gives old Eltons song a new lease of life. There are some lovely girls doing very naughty things and lots of crops, collars and taped up nipples….Yum!
The hot topic last week was webcams, or was that this week? Bully revealed that a colleague of his a few years ago ran two adult sites and was making a fortune out of them. He revealed the most popular features at the time were foot jobs and latex.
I jumped in at that point and added that foot jobs sounded like a good idea as you don’t have to show your face. They all laughed about it and have been making references to this ever since, with the odd Miss Whiplash thrown in for good measure.
It sounds like Gobshite doesn’t get much from his girlfriend and when he revealed that she got wrecked at the weekend Bully said he should have shagged her whilst he had the chance. We all broke in to laughter and he agreed that he missed his opportunity.
He then started talking about how his old next door neighbour made no secret of the fact that she had her clit and nipple pierced and liked to be tied up. “Did she just come out with this over the garden wall?”, I quipped.
You have to take some things he says with a pinch of salt. Or should I say, for those who don’t know what I mean by that, you can’t believe everything he says he is prone to exaggeration.
Forgetting where I was for a moment I then remarked that she was in to a bit of BDSM play. At this point I could sense the silence around me as mouths fell open and a quizzical look appeared on all their faces.
Then Bully asked me what that meant. I couldn’t believe that nobody in the room knew other than me. At that point I knew I would have to explain and enlighten them. Once I had explained Gobshite said “Does that mean you dress like a German officer”.
I couldn’t believe what I heard, the Max Mosely case has given a false impression of what BDSM is all about. It just goes to show how powerful the media are in giving misconceptions to its readers.
I’m beginning to feel like the only adult in my department, or is it that I am the kinkiest? You decide.
There was just three of us in the office today, Bully, Gobshite and myself. Tomgirl was off on holiday just for the day.
As I got sat at my desk and turned the power on to my PC Bully asked me if I had a good weekend. I replied yes and that they are never long enough. And Gobshite asked what I had been up to. I was so close to saying, “Well, I tested a new ball gag whilst Alex fucked me and whooped my ass with a mini whip”. Lol
I really was close to saying just that and then laughing so that they didn’t know if I was joking or not. I’m sure it would have made someone’s jaw drop.
But seriously we did have a great weekend in terms of discovery. We like to try most things and occasionally dabble in some light BDSM. This weekend we tested a ball gag for our reviews and I was taken aback by just how much I enjoyed the experience.
Alex placed the gag around my head and slipped the ball in to my mouth. It had a nice soft silicone ball to bite down on. In fact I was so turned on by wearing my ball gag that Alex complained I was too wet, making the required friction impossible.
He had to wipe his cock and reinsert it in to me. As he fucked me I found myself unable to vocalise in my normal way and at points I began to drool. Strangely enough this all added to the domination experience.
And when he started to tap me firmly on my raised buttocks with the leather whip I almost squirmed with pleasure. Picture this, me on all fours in front of the television which is streaming porn. Ball gag in mouth, naked…being fucked doggy style.
The thwack, thwack…the firm but non-abusive whips on my buttocks.
I came over and over again. I lost count of just how many times. When Alex did finally blast his seed deep inside me he climbed up on to my back he thrust that deep. Guttural animal roars coming from him as he thrust in to me.
In fact I enjoyed the scene so much that I want to revisit it again now!
Kink like most aspects of sexuality is a relative thing. What’s kinky to some is normal to others and what some individuals take as a natural part of their sexual relationships can leave less adventurous people aghast at the perceived extremity of the kink involved.
What is and is not seen as part of the “normal” panoply of sexual behaviour is always changing.
Anal sex is a good example. Its acceptance has evolved over time, reviled in some cultures, embraced in others. In ancient Greece it was part of the range of sexuality that a relationship might encompass. Yet in the Jewish, Christian and Muslim faiths for example it is entirely forbidden, a sin plain and simple.
So why do so many ostensible Christian nations for example now accept anal sex as a normal part of sexual play? Why in other cultures that officially forbid anal sex is it tacitly accepted? – so long as you keep quiet about it. I’ll leave you all to draw your own conclusions.
BDSM play is an example of sexual expression that has become more mainstream in the last few decades, at least in its milder forms. When you can buy handcuffs, whips and restraints in a shop next door to one selling clothing on the high street that has to be an indication that society is more accepting. Even if it does so by watering down BDSM and regarding it as a light-hearted addition to our collective bedroom vocabulary.
Although The Marquis De Sade and Leopold Von Sacher Masoch may be key to the way in which society regards D/s and BDSM relationships there’s a lot more to the evolutionary path to broader acceptance than their undoubtedly important contributions to the cause. Sexuality does not emanate from specific individuals, even if those individuals acted as points at which ideas and thoughts about kinks coalesced and crystallised.
If you’re anything more than a little adventurous the level and range of kink in your sexuality increases over time. Where it stops is only limited by your personality that of your partner(s).
I find it amusing that society as a whole sneers at those amongst us who push the boundaries, but simultaneously is drawn to watch and seek out stories, accounts and images of the very acts they say they abhor. Take Max Mosley, sections of the media decried his “deviant” sexuality, but were more than happy to sell papers off the back of it because they know there is an insatiable appetite within the public at large to read about such things. An appetite that those consumers of such media output are only able to satisfy by proxy.
An appetite that they might best be advised to satisfy by trying a little kink out themselves.