‘Opinion’ Articles
Written by Suze on 09 September 2010
I just read that the American restaurant chain Hooters have despite objection from the local police and public been given permission to open at Bristol’s Habourside.
Hooters is to open in a former Marks & Spencer Simply food premises in Millenium Square amid objections that the concept is demeaning to women.
As you may be aware, the waitresses are renowned for wearing very short shorts and skimpy tops which I’m sure goes some way to filling the tables. 
I’m considering planning a trip down to Bristol to taste the faire of course. Lol Who am I kidding!
You can read the full story here.
Tags: Hooters Bars
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Written by Alex on 09 September 2010
Nothing fancy, nothing contrived, in fact not just sexy but beautiful.
Well I think so.
And right after that I think what I’d like to do with the owner of this wonderful pair of breasts 
Tags: natural breasts
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Written by Suze on 09 September 2010
It occurred to me just this evening that the term Milf which we are oh so familiar with has an opposing side , the Filf. Interpreted as fathers I would like to fuck. I like the acronym though. Lol
I first encountered aFilf when at school, my physics teacher to be precise, although at the time he was single but had his eye on my history teacher which he later married.
He was the kind of natural looking guy most would have overlooked, no bugling muscles or particularly good looks. I think at that time it was more about his approachability and quirkiness.
This analytical post just made me re think an historical part of my past.
Tags: FILF, MILF
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Written by Suze on 09 September 2010
One of my favourite puddings as a child was spotted dick. It featured on the menu at school almost weekly because the kids loved it so much. With custard there was nothing else like it on a cold school day. For those unfamiliar with this and wondering why the hell I’m talking about pouring custard on a dick, it is a dessert made from sponge and laced with dried fruit.
Hence the spots, not quite sure where the dick comes in but anyway. I just read that Flintshire Council in North Wales are to ban the name and call the pudding spotted Richard instead. How stupid is that, it is a perfectly innocent name which we enjoyed smirking about as children.
I didn’t know this but Tescos changed the name to Spotted Richard back in 2001. Has the world gone politically-correct mad, Dick is and always will be more preferable to Richard.
Even chairman for The Pudding Club Peter Henderson believes the whole thing is bonkers. And if you want to check out their site you can find them here You can even stay over and sleep in a bed which looks like a box of chocolates.
I think a trip the Cotswolds could be in order next year.
Tags: spotted dick
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Written by Suze on 09 September 2010
I can hear you all shouting “Suze if off again”. Well yes I am. Lol I think I watch enough porn now to be able to comment with regard to sexual techniques which work in on film but not in real life.
You know what I mean, the one fingered, finger fuck for example. I have never orgasmed on one digit. Several stuck up my pussy works but certainly not one.
You know what I am going to say don’t you! As I watched a teeny weeney bit of porn today when everyone else was in church. I noticed yet another porn practice…gusset masturbation.
Now to do this you can either be wearing the pants or not at the time. You gather up the gusset until it forms a thin string running between your pussy lips. Then you run the gusset back and forth between your labia…and hey presto! You come and come hard.
NOT!
Can you imagine girls, running a piece of dry material back and forth over your dry clit making you want to climax. In fact what it would make me want to do is slap the person doing it. Be warned guys, not everything you see in porn works but then I bet you already knew that.
Tags: Masturbation
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Written by Suze on 08 September 2010
For me Kylie is one of those women who’s matured with age into a much sexier woman. When she was the young squeaky girl out of Neighbours some years ago she held no attraction for me but now several years later “Yes I would” without a doubt.
I find her quite an enigmatic woman very much along the same lines as David Bowie, who for me hold a certain naughty quality which makes me salivate.
The reason this post came about is because I just watcher her latest video on Youtube called Get Outa My Way. In my opinion not one of her best numbers but the video is very good.
One of the dresses she appears in is most probably a bi product of those “Money for gold” schemes, all will become apparent when you watch.
And she does look good in red…
You can watch her here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGaW8lBlSk
Tags: Get Outta My Way, Kylie Minogue
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Written by Alex on 08 September 2010
How would you describe this picture?
I’m thinking the classic Marilyn Monroe shot, only minimalist.
Very nice.
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Written by Suze on 08 September 2010
As you may or may not be aware, Alex and I are travelling south to be on set with Kerry Louise for the shooting of her latest DVD House Of Rubber and I can’t tell you how excited I am.
We will be there to see first hand what goes on behind the scenes and during filming of course. All with the added bonus of kink, there will be lots of wonderful fetish outfits which have been custom made for the shoot. Yum!
Over the two day experience we will be onset for the filming of an FM and FF scene. I’m also taking Kerry a few toys down to play with, if she likes I’ll volunteer to show her how to use them.
It’s going to be an all round multi sensory orgasmic experience. Watching guys and girls come live right there in front of me is something I’ve never been privy to before, although I came close once which I’ve written about here before.
And how randy am I going to be after watching all that real live shagging all day. Hotel sex for me is exciting for two reasons, you are out of your normal environment and you are usually in a large bouncy bed. Although I have had problems with beds which rock like you are cast out in a rowing boat but that’s a whole new story.
I think Alex is going to have to train for this one because I’m going to be firing on all cylinders!
Tags: House Of Rubber, Kerry Louise
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