Dogging seems (pardon the pun, again) to be hot in the UK, and I have read that it is becoming popular in of all places New Zealand.
For the uninitiated amongst us I will try to explain what dogging means. The term “dogging” originated from the practice of watching couples having sex outdoors and keeping track of their movements, hence the term dogging.
This sexual activity is taking place all over Britain, predominantly in lay-by’s (parking spaces at the side of highways) and car parks. Obviously away from the traffic but easily commuted to by it’s participants. The action usually, from what I have read, takes part after 9pm in the evening (so you need to take a flashlight with you, or maybe a lighting rig, just joking).
Participants can be divided in to two main groups, the Exhibitionists and the Voyeurs. Most exhibitionists tend to be couples soliciting the voyeurs to watch them screwing. Voyeurs are mainly male and apparently can be vast in number.
Meets are generally initiated on one of the many web sites devoted to Dogging and it’s rather tame-by-comparison sister, Swinging. These sites have bulletin boards or forums where couples and voyeurs alike can advertise their availability and interest.
The sites do strongly advise that the bulletin does not contain a meet date or time and that this is organised once your contacts have been selected. Good advice as I read that one couple advertised their activities with a location, time and date. Resulting in 25 single men turning up to join in. Now even I’m not that greedy (he, he).
During my research for this article all sites I visited promoted a safe sex policy. They also offered advice on cleanliness and ensuring that you clean up afterwards. They were also posting the 2003 Sex Act so that doggers were fully aware of the law regarding this activity. On the whole they took a very responsible standpoint.
Swinging Heaven www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/ is a very comprehensive site. It offers local dogging site locations throughout the UK. I entered my address to check out where the action was taking place, to my surprise there is a very well known, and often posted, spot near my home. So should I decide…
Dogging Central www.dogging-central.com/ provides a sexual positions listing for inside and outside the car. Must admit, we have all probably explored the possible automobile positions during our early sexual adventures. However the on the car options interested me, here they are. Do be careful where you try these at home, preferably keeping within the confines of the law, the garage would be a wise choice.
On the Car
On the bonnet. The woman lies back on the hood of the car and scoots her bottom towards the edge. She can rest her feet on the bumper or the grille. The man stands in front between her legs and leans on the bonnet as he fucks her.
Wraparound. Same as above, but upright, with the woman sitting on the bonnet. She wraps her legs around the man’s waist and supports herself with her arms, leaning back.
Wheelbarrow. The woman lays her upper body face down on the bonnet. The man lifts her legs up and holds them spread apart as he fucks her from behind.
The Bridge. The woman lays back on the bonnet with the male standing in front between her legs. She lifts her legs so that she can hook the back of her heels over her partner’s shoulders. The woman tilts her pelvis up into position while the man supports her lower back with his hands.
Over the Top. For when you really want to put on a show. The woman climbs up on top of the bonnet on all fours, with her rear facing the front of the car. She leans on the roof of the car to support her upper body. The man kneels on the bonnet behind her and fucks her doggy style.
Note: Do make sure the car is not freshly waxed or you could end up slipping Mr Happy somewhere you didn’t mean it to go. Although, each to their own. Neither would I suggest it on a Mercedes, that badge could be troublesome.
I discovered that there are codes which doggers use to communicate with each other on Melanie’s site http://www.melanies-uk-swingers.com/. The most commonly used are:
Flashing lights (interior or exterior), this indicates they are doggers to other participants.
Leaving the interior light on, signals that they wish to be watched.
Winding the window down, indicates they wish to fondle or be fondled or more. They will ask if they require more.
Apparently the exhibitionists put on a bit of a “show” to the voyeurs and then select from them participants who interest them.
Melanie also suggests quite wisely, that you drive the long way home to throw anyone who may follow you back. This site also had a code of practice:
“The 10 Commandments of Dogging”
1. Thou shalt wear thine rubbers. Thou shalt adorn thine male organs with the finest sheaths of latex for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.
2. Thou shalt not fornicate before innocents. Keep thine revelries from the eyes of children and unsuspecting passersby, and refrain from disturbing the peace and attracting attention.
3. Thou shalt not block thine neighbor’s view. Take care thou dost not obscure the sight of thy fellow dogger, and yield the right of way to them who arrived before you.
4. Thou shalt look with thine eyes, not with thine hands, until invited. Layest not thine hands upon a person without their explicit verbal permission.
5. Heed the sanctity of a woman’s right to refuse. What part of “No” dost thou not understand, thou pushy bastard?
6. Honour thy neighbor’s anonymity. Thou shalt not expose, blackmail, or otherwise compromise the privacy of thine fellow doggers.
7. Thou shalt not destroy public property nor trespass upon private property. The country parks, beauty spots, lovers’ lanes and car parks of the land shall not be desecrated through vandalism or carelessness.
8. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife. Thou shalt swing and make merry with thine own mate and all other consenting parties.
9. Thou shalt clean up after thine own self. Before thou departest, gather unto thee all of thine used condoms, torn wrappers, discarded tissues and other rubbish, and dispose of them in a bin.
10. Thou shalt drive safely and honor the laws, both while motoring and parking. Thou shalt not engage in reckless behaviour while in a moving vehicle, and thou shall park legally and engage the parking brake when at rest.
Before you all head off in to the garage, I have located a track dedicated to dogging, Dogging 2004 by the group U/Rockers http://www.urockers.com/watch.cfm. The group all met by chance at a dogging meeting and decided to set a group dedicated to sexual anarchy via the Internet.
Why not download the track and head off to the garage with your boombox, kneepads, wet wipes, blanket, portable heater, additional lighting… Oh, and don’t forget your camera.