Pimping For Publicity
There’s a great way to get yourself in the paper. Court controversy. This firm has done just that by advertising Chav-free holidays. If you’re not sure what a Chav is, … Read More
Month: January 2009
Porn Star Party With Pictures
Guess where I got invited to today. A Porn star’s birthday party. Apparently she throws great parties and encourages people to take pictures of her. The cynic in me of … Read More
A Husky Voice Is Fatale To The Femmes
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
Swedish MILF or At What Point Did Ulrika Johnson Suddenly Become Scorchio?
First of all let me explain something to you all. Ulrika Johnson is someone who I’ve alternately not noticed and been totally indifferent to for several decades. She started off … Read More
Kylie Riding The Rampant Bull
Some adverts are classic because of the music, the cinematography, the humour or the groundbreaking way in which they present a product or idea. Others are classics because they have … Read More
Breast Is Best
I have spoken here before about my close encounter with the surgeon. When I was younger my breasts were a mere 32AA and I was desperate to have them enlarged. … Read More
Scrummy Yummy Naked Men
This years AlexSuze calendar is one we featured on our site produced by Dudley Zooological Gardens. It features tastefully posed nudity provided by the keepers and cute little furries courtesy … Read More
Gossip Girl
I was waiting to ay at the supermarket the other day when I noticed that one of the glossy mags in the rack facing the next aisle was running an … Read More
Filthy Pictures And Dirty Looks
When Suze and I first got together it wasn’t long before I realised how open-minded she is. It took a while before she came out and told me that she … Read More
Sleazy Lapdance Video
I just finished reading up on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley from Devon in the UK. She is the latest girl to join Agent Provocateur, stepping in to the lovely Kate Moss’ shoes … Read More
Kinky And Proud Of It
Where Does the Kink Come From? Does a relationship suddenly become kinky or does the kink slip into it slowly, over time? I think that depends on the relationship. Suze … Read More
Spit Or Swallow?
We woke this morning with the intention of getting back in to shape following Christmas. Neither of us have engaged in any exercise since just before the break because we … Read More
Porn Double Take
As you’ll be aware if you’re one of our regular readers we started this blog in 2005 as a way to express our sexuality and since then it’s taken over … Read More
Out Of This World Breasts
Michelle Ryan, known to many in the US as The Bionic Woman (briefly) and to the UK as Zoe Slater from the Soap Opera Eastenders, has been picked to appear … Read More
Shiny Ass And A Riding Crop
Is it just me that loves this picture?
Girls, BlowJobs And Taking Him Too Deep
“I Went Down On Him And…” Friday in the office were all freestyling, any subject as long as it was dirty. And inevitably we got on to the subject of … Read More
Warm, Ready And Sexy
It’s winter in the northern hemisphere and getting ready to go out can mean wrapping up in your winter woollies. We were out today and I spotted someone in something … Read More
Sticky Blowjob
Thursday night was the penultimate night of viewing Celebrity Big Brother, the winner was announced on Friday night. And much to my delight Ulrika won, she made it to the … Read More
Loving The Alien, Again
Michelle Ryan, known to many in the US as The Bionic Woman (briefly) and to the UK as Zoe Slater from the Soap Opera Eastenders, has been picked to appear … Read More
Watching Her On CCTV
I’m sure I told you that we have a bully at work and has upset most of the members of staff over the years they have allowed him to continue … Read More