Archive for December, 2009

Happy New Year 2010

We would like to wish all our readers a happy and very naughty New year and are looking forward to bringing you more of what you like in 2010.

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Suze’s Gang Bang Video

There’s a new review of “Sperma Party” an Italian porn DVD over at Erotic Buzz. It’s one of those DVDs that Suze watches while I’m out at work to get in the mood for toy testing. I’ve seen it once but she seems to keep going and getting it out of the porno pile in the office … she must be getting a taste for gang bangs.

Remember while you’re over there to take a look at the other Adult DVD Reviews on Erotic Buzz and the sex toy reviews on Sex Toys Buzz itself.

Now, I’m off to test an exclusive new toy for Sex Toys Buzz … It isn’t even available in the UK until 4^th January and I got one for test J

Tags: adult movie review, gang bang
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Flower Tucci Queen Of Female Ejaculation

This is Flower Tucci who is, apparently “queen of female ejaculation”. Despite intensive research I can’t find any images of her actually squirting though there are a few sites who have videos of her if you would like to see her in action.

I only know about her because I came across her name and decided to look her up. Another porn star to add to the pantheon in my head. Oh, her official site is here.

Tags: female ejaculation, Flower Tucci, squirting
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The Fucking Machine Comes Of Age

Suze and I have written before about our lack of love for fucking machines as featured on a number of specialist sites. The concept of a mechanical device of such complexity, cost and almost brutal application of sexual stimulation doesn’t sit well with either of us.

I have to concede that there will come a day when sex machines do become a part of our lives but not in the crude and unsophisticated form that they exist today. I think that people in general could easily accept a fucking machine in human form. For those of us outside a relationship or who simply do not want to have a relationship they would offer sexual fulfilment without strings and allow anyone to fulfil their fantasies without going through that tiresome process of finding a compatible mate.

That sounds terribly cynical but imagine the sort of situations that a cybernetic sex partner would be far more desirable than a real human. If you loose your partner of 40 years you might feel that to woo another partner and then sleep with them would be full of emotional pitfalls and potential heartbreak for you both. There’s also the matter of not wanting to feel that you have betrayed your life-partner by finding someone else. With a synthetic lover you would be simply fulfilling a need and not trying to replace your soul mate. Not for everyone but an option nonetheless.

You could also try out things your partner might not be in to and get it out of your system. I suppose this is a more controversial statement to make but think about it. If you try it with your synthetic partner and you like it but you still can’t get your partner to join in then maybe you’ve got the wrong partner. However if you find it doesn’t really float your boat then nobody gets hurt. Of course the two downsides to this are if you want to try something really weird and you like it or if you persists in doing the stuff your partner will not try with your cyber sex toy while maintaining your relationship with your human partner – is that being unfaithful or just plain deceitful.

Whatever you do and whatever technology throws up in the future there will be a lot of new ethical, social and emotional issues to address and all that on top of where you charge up your electric love pal.

Tags: cyborg sex, fucking machines, sex robots
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Wetting Yourself At The Bisexual Flat-Share

If you’re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you’ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you’re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a crank caller who parodies the disingenuous sales calls, odd telephone conversations from self-important idiots and plain criminal scam calls that all of us have had to endure at some point in our lives.

One of the formats he uses is to advertise a number as a ticket line for cinema or theatre bookings then pretend to be an automated call handling system – a bad one that keeps getting it wrong. The usual result is that the caller eventually simply hangs up in frustration or swears at the cal handling system, then hangs up.

A specific variant on this is when the Phone-Jacker pretends to be a letting agent’s system and despite the customer’s best efforts decides they are looking for a “two bedroom bisexual flat share in Wimbledon”.

The voice the Phone-Jacker uses is almost identical to the one used by a national cinema chain in the UK. This was unfortunate as today when I was trying to find out the screening times for Avatar 3D Suze and I nearly wet ourselves trying to navigate the menu system and confused the hell of ouf the voice recognition software.

I suppose you had to be there …

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Spank That Latex Ass

I love latex,not that you couldn’t tell from my avatar lol. It looks so good, clinging to each curve and sinew, begging to be touched, stroked, even shined.

And nothing compares to how it makes an ass look when it’s clinging and caressing to each cheek, don’t you agree?

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Hot Shower Action

Hey girls do you ever feel like we have been cheated on the advertisement front. After all there are copious amounts of adverts featuring semi clad girls and quite often very raunchy images which only just make it past the sensors.

The nearest we got to naughty was the guy advertising the chocolate bar and how the body is just the right temperature to melt it.

Well, I found us a rare treat. I think this advertisement passed me by because it’s one produced in the US although it does puzzle me how certain things get past the censors and others which seem to be tame by comparison don’t.

Click play and enjoy and if you find any others you want to share drop me the link in the comments.

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Shaking That Booty

Here comes that age old question “are you a tits, ass or legs man?”  And what would be your reply?  Mine would most certainly be tits, I love a nice curvy pair of natural boobs.

Whilst Alex used to be a legs man I think he has converted to being a boob man with the odd appreciative look at firm bottom.

And I believe this “asspeaker” system in the image above was inspired by an ass lover and potential spanko.  This wonderful speaker system was designed by Younes Daneshvar and Javad Yazdani and operates via Bluetooth.  It is turned on by tapping the main unit of three.  Hmmm, that would be a spank then.  Lol

The volume in controlled by rubbing the control unit clockwise to increase it and anti clockwise to decrease it.  How good is that!

You can find out more about them here.

Tags: Ass Speakers, Javad Yazdan, Younes Daneshvar
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