Archive for January, 2010
Written by Alex on 31 January 2010
Some impulses really should be suppressed.
I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if you’re male or female. There are times when you have to ask “What the hell were they thinking?”
This site was both alarming and amusing, the Impulse deodorant can was probably the most risible.
Now of course some of the images, X-rays and what have you, that you se online are just fake. However some aren’t and the one that I witnessed myself showed the dangers of not selecting your anal toy carefully.
A colleague of mine once prodded me and said “Take a look at this”. He handed me his mobile phone, on it was a picture that that his wife had MMSed him. It was an X-Ray of a guy with a broken vibrator up his ass. She was a radiographer and had snapped the image from her monitor.
Anal sex toys are designed specifically for anal stimulation. Going hard at it with a toy that’s not quite up to the job is just asking for trouble.
Tags: Anal Insertions, extreme anal insertions
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Written by Alex on 31 January 2010
When I fucked the teacher … Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big joke was of course that we were looking forward to her giving the sex-ed practical. Alas it never cam eto pass, for some reason LOL.
Suffice to say that my school biology teacher was the sort of fresh-out-of-college dark haired and nicely curvy woman that made the perfect masturbation fantasy.
I mention her because I was just in the shower and she popped inot my head. No, not because I was cracking one off, but it occurred to me that while there are certain educational establishments across the world that offer courses in sexology and similar subject I’ve never seen one that offers a degree in adult.
Porn and the adult industry in general is just as valid an occupation as any other. You can get a qualification in “Tourism Management” or “Hospitality”, why not a degree in “Sex Toys” or “Adult Industry Studies”?
There’s an increasing demand for adult material, films and shall we say, personal products. Like all industries you need to know that the people you’re employing know what they’re talking about and meet certain standards.
Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh, you know it makes sense, put it in the curriculum today.
Tags: school fantasies
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Written by Suze on 31 January 2010
I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are practical, yes I like to have heels to go out in, trainers to exercise and walk in. I’m more of a practical girl. Why do I need loads of shoes which will cost a fortune and sit in my wardrobe most of the time.
My ex-colleague Busty at work revealed to me tht she has more than a hundred pairs of shoes. In fact so many that she was having to invest in a stacking method to get them all to fit in her closet.
You have to ask is it really necessary to have that many. It reminded me a little of people on social networking sites who have to collect friends to boost their self worth. To prove how popular they can be.
Is this compensating for something? I don’t know. Do we have any psychologists in the house?
And to be honest it maddens me to read just how much we spend on things which don’t matter like handbags, clothing and shoes.
So you can imagine how I reacted to this totally tasteless pair of shoes when I read this article.
Surely you have to be a fuck wit to think they either look good or are worth that kind of money. 
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Written by Alex on 31 January 2010
This is in no way related to sex but I’m so incensed by it that I have to say something.
In the UK the DVLA look after licensing cars and provide the documentation that accompanies a car throughout its life. It’s known colloquially in the UK as the “Log Book”. Apparently they had about 1 million of these printed around a year ago, noticed a fault on them and sent them to be shredded. They never made it to the secure disposal facility.
Sine then the police have had to deal with £13 million of stolen cars which have been sold on using these “missing” documents which the criminals have simply printed the details they required on to them.
The DVLA say they “can’t be held responsible for the “criminal acts” [of the thieves] who are using these documents. How about the utter incompetence of losing 1 million very valuable documents?
Someone’s security is crap and after the problems with another branch of the same institution losing driving licences recently you have to ask if they know what they are doing?
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Written by Alex on 31 January 2010
It’s bloody freezing this morning. Imagine all the nipples standing proud and erect!
Yep, just for a change I woke up horny this morning.
Lot’s of work to do if I’m to launch today. Launch what? You ask.
Well, you’ll just have to wait and see.
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Written by Suze on 31 January 2010
Alex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago if I would like being tied down and fucked or gently whipped with a rubber flogger, the answer would have been a resounding no.
I suppose in a way we were vanilla with a little twist and that twist has found its own way as a result of our sexuality blogging. And I truly believe that our relationship has blossomed and flourished as a direct result of the adult world in which we thrive.
That said there are still some lines I will not cross be it mentally or physically. Sex just doesn’t seem to gel with some things in life, children or child-like models/characters which I see in some forms of hentai, faux schoogirl and animal which renders images of beastiality. I think it goes back to the fact that if the subject cannot say no or is unable to resist then it is wrong. For me they represent the vulnerable in life and should be protected.
Ok I’m getting a little too introspective and analytical.
The image above depicts the x-rated ring toss which comprises a 1.90cm diameter butt plug with stick. It comes complete with 3 rings to throw. Now to me that is funny.
However I can’t say the same about the horse penis dildo or the german shepherd dog penis dildo, to me that is so…wrong! It certainly wouldn’t be on my wish list.
Can sex go a little too far?
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Written by Suze on 30 January 2010
If you read regularly you will have worked out that I have a playful nature and enjoy having fun both in and out of the bedroom. As they say life is too short not to enjoy it, you don’t get a second chance.
We enjoy playing in public. I’ve been known to slip off my shoe under the dinner table and caress his crotch with my toes. He has slipped his hand up my top to caress my breasts when nobody is looking and I’ve grabbed his crotch when he has been kissing me at the supermarket checkout. We all enjoy a little naughtiness in the great outdoors, it makes daily life a little more kinky.
But I just read about a couple who went a little bit too far in Tescos and got caught. You would be forgiven for assuming they were young and impetuous but the couple concerned were pensioners. Lol
Peter Echlin aged 78 and Fay Byrne aged 62, were arrested after a security man spotted the man holding a coat over the woman. At first staff believed they were shop lifters but the security guy was on the ball and he called the police.
There is a lesson to be learned here. If you are going to get it on in the supermarket be careful because someone could be watching you. At least you could end up on YouTube and at worst being dragged off by the local constabulary. Lol
Tags: public sex
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Written by Suze on 30 January 2010
There’s something new coming and she’s better than ever. It’s the new, improved … Nah, you’ll have to wait and see
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