Monthly Archives: January 2011

Cock Bounce

Maid AssI like to share my sexual experiences and I know from the emails I receive that you like to read about them too.

Tonight Alex and I watched a little porn this evening and before we knew it were were kissing and fondling each other.  We 69’d briefly and then went straight for missionary as a starter, moving through a selection of positions and finally ending up in my favourite doggy.

He was thrusting nice and deep and his cock was grazing my swollen g-spot effectively, making me cum several times.  We were both nice and moist and his cock was pounding in and out of me with ease.

I was just about to come for the ??? time and I had an overwhelming desire to cough as the back of my throat started to tickle.  Trying to keep it in wasn’t making things any easier, I didn’t want to put Alex off his stroke as I was sure he would be close to coming.

But the tickle won and I let a cough escape.  I you’ve ever coughed or sneezed during intercourse you will be fully aware that it has the effect of trying to evict whatever’s in your vagina as your muscles push outwards.

Being fully aware of this I tried to stifle the tickling but it was getting worse and moments later I was having a coughing fit whilst Alex hung on in there, fucking away at me.  Despite my best attempts to thwart his imminent orgasm with my vaginal eviction he managed to make it to orgasm inside me.

A sip of water from the glass on my bedside drawers quelled the tickle when I eventually broke our bond.  And as soon as the tickle arrived it disappeared.

Bad Little Fuck Dollz

Dollz HouseIt’s been a while since we reviewed Tanya Hyde’s Dollz House over on Erotic Buzz. How time flies when you’re having fun.

Well as you know if you’ve been reading for a while by this time next week we’ll be in London on the eve of attending a porn shoot with Tanya Hyde and the crew. Should be interesting, don’t you think? LOL

I’m all packed up, camera at the ready so all that remains is to pass the tedious days at work until the day finally comes. While I can’t do it at work I thought I’d see if I could find some nice piccies of some of the stars of Tanya Hyde’s films. There’s one of Aletta Ocean coming up later for you all.

One thing that did strike me as a bit annoying was porn stars who choose single names, in this case “Aliz”. She’s in Dollz House, Cunning Stunts and Tori Black Nyphomaniac – always called just Aliz. I know she’s Hungarian and was born in 1976 but that’s it. Surname anyone please?

Fuck Me Heels

Vivier ShoesI know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are practical, yes I like to have heels to go out in, trainers to exercise and walk in. I’m more of a practical girl. Why do I need loads of shoes which will cost a fortune and sit in my wardrobe most of the time.

My ex-colleague Busty at work revealed to me tht she has more than a hundred pairs of shoes. In fact so many that she was having to invest in a stacking method to get them all to fit in her closet.

You have to ask is it really necessary to have that many. It reminded me a little of people on social networking sites who have to collect friends to boost their self worth. To prove how popular they can be.

Is this compensating for something? I don’t know. Do we have any psychologists in the house?

And to be honest it maddens me to read just how much we spend on things which don’t matter like handbags, clothing and shoes.

So you can imagine how I reacted to this totally tasteless pair of shoes when I read this article.

Surely you have to be a fuck wit to think they either look good or are worth that kind of money. 🙂

Hard Lickable

It’s bloody freezing this morning. Imagine all the nipples standing proud and erect!

Yep, just for a change I woke up horny this morning.

Lot’s of work to do as always. All those hard nipples are going to be distracting.

Anal Plug Games

Anal Sex GameAlex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago if I would like being tied down and fucked or gently whipped with a rubber flogger, the answer would have been a resounding no.

I suppose in a way we were vanilla with a little twist and that twist has found its own way as a result of our sexuality blogging. And I truly believe that our relationship has blossomed and flourished as a direct result of the adult world in which we thrive.

That said there are still some lines I will not cross be it mentally or physically. Sex just doesn’t seem to gel with some things in life, children or child-like models/characters which I see in some forms of hentai, faux schoogirl and animal which renders images of beastiality. I think it goes back to the fact that if the subject cannot say no or is unable to resist then it is wrong. For me they represent the vulnerable in life and should be protected.

Ok I’m getting a little too introspective and analytical.

The image above depicts the x-rated ring toss which comprises a 1.90cm diameter butt plug with stick. It comes complete with 3 rings to throw. Now to me that is funny.

However I can’t say the same about the horse penis dildo or the german shepherd dog penis dildo, to me that is so…wrong! It certainly wouldn’t be on my wish list.

Can sex go a little too far?

Anal Dildo Drama

Some impulses really should be suppressed.

I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if you’re male or female. There are times when you have to ask “What the hell were they thinking?”

This site was both alarming and amusing, the Impulse deodorant can was probably the most risible.

Now of course some of the images, X-rays and what have you, that you se online are just fake. However some aren’t and the one that I witnessed myself showed the dangers of not selecting your anal toy carefully.

A colleague of mine once prodded me and said “Take a look at this”. He handed me his mobile phone, on it was a picture that that his wife had MMSed him. It was an X-Ray of a guy with a broken vibrator up his ass. She was a radiographer and had snapped the image from her monitor.

Anal sex toys are designed specifically for anal stimulation. Going hard at it with a toy that’s not quite up to the job is just asking for trouble.

Sex Trek, The Journey Begins

The Tanya Hyde Shoot

On the run to our trip to London to Join Tanya Hyde on the latest shoot for Harmony films we thought we would recap a few of the Tanya Hyde DVD reviews we have done over the years.

I’ve been a fan since I saw my first production, The Wicked Ones.  Anyone who’s in to kink, latex, spanking and bondage will enjoy the films.

Later that year we met Tanya Tate at one of the industry events we attend and the following year we got to meet Sofia Valentine at another event in Germany.

Here is the link to The Wicked Ones review so you can find out for yourself.

Getting Jiggy In January

Gi Ki VibratorDecember was a relatively quiet month, as people wound down for Christmas.  It was a bountiful month in terms of toys though.  I managed to get my hands on one of Lelo’s latest toys, the Alia, you can read all about it in my link at the bottom of this post.

It was also the month that we started to work with Nexus, the company renowned for high quality male products.  And over the coming months Alex will be reviewing their entire product range as he redresses the female/male product balance.

The New Year couldn’t have started better and over the coming month you will be able to be part of something new and inspirational over here but more about that later.

If you would like to test some toys of your own, don’t forget you can get your hands on FREE sex toys each month by signing up for the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter and being part of the monthly giveaway draw.  There is nothing to pay and no competition to enter, simply sign up and keep your fingers crossed that you are one of the lucky winners.  Go here and sign up now, what have you got to lose!”

So for now I’ll leave you with a rundown of last month’s reviews in case you missed them.

 Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket

 Vibe Therapy Ascendancy

 Lelo Sensua Suede Whip

 Lelo  Alia

 Pipedream Icicle 24

Vibe Therapy Mantra

 Nexus G-Play Trio

Chippendales Diva Sensual Massager

Cumming Soon

There’s something new coming next week, just when you’ll have to wait and see. OK, I suppose you’ll find out soon enough, it’s our coverage of the porn shoot which Suze mentioned earlier.

We can’t wait.

Cum Hungry

The last time I checked we were in the 21st century. But if you read this definition of the term Limp Biscuit on Urban dictionary (Definitions #2 and #3) you will probably question the current epoc.

Definition 1 is what I’d regard as a pretty accurate description of the “game” limp biscuit.

2 and 3 are a prime example of bad forum moderation and overt homophobia. I don’t believe in censorship on the whole but when something like this pops up it pisses me off. Maybe it was meant as a joke. Well it didn’t work, it wasn’t funny. And if it wasn’t a joke then it’s the sort of casual bigotry that leads to endemic prejudice by sugar coating it in weak humour.

Am I being too sensitive? I don’t know but I honestly think that the entry should be edited or removed from the site.

Home Alone With A Pornstar

Macaulay CulkinHow soon they grow up.  I just commented to Alex that Macaulay Culkin has grown up.  Then I realised that he was in the role of Kevin McCallister in 1990, of course he has.   Lol

He now seems to have found his way in to a Spanish sex club and in to the arms of a pornstar.  That’s if the papers are to be believed.

Can’t say I blame him Irene Lopez pictured with him here is quite a looker and he’s probably on the rebound since he split with Black Swan star Mila Kunis.  They had been together for 8 years so that’s bound to hurt.

And I bet that Irene is going to kiss it all better.  Or something like that.  Is that just my dirty mind at work?  😉

We’re Off To Do A Dirty Filthy Porn Shoot In London

BoobsI mentioned that Alex and I had managed to secure a porn shoot gig a while ago.  Well, now I can reveal the will be travelling to London to shoot in one of the most famous house sets in London with one of the UK’s most renowned producers of porn.

See if you can guess who they are from these clues.

They have a soft spot for fetish, with many of their productions featuring dungeons and the most sumptuous latex outfits.

Are inventive kinky and visually unusual, often the concept behind each film always tries to be different from the standard porn films.

Have you guessed who they are yet?

Ok, if you haven’t guessed already I’ll tell you, it’s…

…Tanya Hyde!  And I’m just over the moon as they are my favourite porn producers.  I just can’t tell you how made up I am.

And of course we will be bringing you the behind the scenes coverage, lots of pictures and maybe even some naughty one to one interviews with the stars.

You lucky people.  Watch this space for more information as it happens. 😉

Creaming On Boobs ;)

Creamed titsI only heard about sploshing a few years ago.  It’s a food fetish which usually ends up with everyone getting covered in various items of food stuff.  And yes you’ve guessed it, cream seems to be a hot favourite.

It’s something I’ve never tried, hurling food at each other and rubbing it on to each other’s bodies.  It does sound like fun, perhaps I ought to give it a try.

In the meantime I thought this was a truly delicious image.  😉

Nude Celebrity Fun And Games

When I wrote a post about Ulrika Johnson being a bit of a MILF a while ago I didn’t mention that Googling her name produces some images that I’m guessing are not entirely genuine. You know, the ones purporting to show her being DP-ed by two guys etc. All fake, some executed better than others.

I remember the first fake celebrity nude I ever saw. It was just after Star Trek TNG started. There was an Internet, but now World Wide Web, that came a couple of years later. One of my colleagues, an early adopter of the Internet brought a floppy disk into the office, yes you read that right, a floppy disk. On it he had a picture supposed to be of Gates McFadden AKA Beverley Crusher, the Doctor from The Enterprise in TNG – nude.

Looking back it was an awfully crude fake, but at the time I suppose we were all new to it and although most of us spotted it the guy who had been sent it via Compuserve was very enamoured of it. Ew, I just thought about him generating sticky tissues over it.

Celebrity nudes are of course all over the web all of the time, you pick a name and someone with have Photoshopped their head onto a porn star’s body.

It doesn’t matter who the celebrity is the public want to see them with their nipples on display. Even if the image is faked.

A Hard Guy Is Good to Find

I love making Alex hard and the number of ways I’m able to bring about that physical response.  It can be something I said or maybe a look.  And every time it happens it makes me feel good knowing that I have the ability to turn him on, make him hard just for me.

The image over on the left reminded me just how much I love erections under clothing.  A woman can hide her arousal after all a pair of damp panties aren’t quite as visible are they.  I’m reminded of my first embrace with Alex, a quick good night kiss and the feel of that hard cock pressing against me.

You can check out the full photo shoot over here at Viceland, I think I may become a regular visitor.  😉

Strange And Sexual

Could someone please explain the image on the left.

On second thoughts if their is an explanation I’m afraid I don’t want to hear it.

Sex In The Smoke

Suze and I are really lookng forward to next week. A trip to London, meeting clients and oh, did we mention watching a porn shoot with one of the world’s most renown directors. 🙂

For now I’ll just be happy to get home as this week has been too busy at work and I’m still there finishing things off.

More smut later.

Filthy Busty Office Sluts

Giana MichaelsI’m back in the saddle reviewing porn DVD’s at the moment.  Trying to catch up with the backlog of naughtiness in my porn box.

I’ll be reviewing a couple of “Office Slut” type DVD’s for all of you who like a nice suit and even more what’s in it.

I thought this pic gave you and idea of the kind of action you are going to be reading about.  Yes, Miss Giana Michaels does make an excellent PA.  😉

Super Domme, Ultimate Release

Sean’s face was red, beads of sweat were beginning to form as he yelled at her, his face only inches from hers. The words were just a noise to her now, each anger-filled syllable indistinguishable from the last.

Her eyes where glazed, neck like a piece of rubber. Her head rolled from side to side as he grabbed her shoulders and shook her.

“You fucking stupid bitch! … all that money … I work bloody hard to keep us in this house and for what? You to throw it away at the bingo! How long did you spend on the fuckin’ bandits today? … Well?”

She stared at him, or perhaps more accurately she gazed through him with the thousand yard stare of one whose mind is elsewhere, safe in a place of its own making. That was the moment he snapped, his right hand left her shoulder and paused briefly above and behind him before careering towards the side of her face.

Her head was thrown sideways by the impact of his open palm. She didn’t feel the impact immediately or hear the loud crack that accompanied it. Rather the pain blossomed as a slowly intensifying glow in her cheek. The slap brought her back to her senses, and with the awakening came a welling of tears that grew into a salty stream trickling down her face.

Sean let go of Shelley. She slumped onto the sofa, body shuddering in silent sobs.

He was talking again, more softly now, apologies, promises never to hit her again, contrition, self-loathing, resetting the timer. The timer that would tick-tick-tick until the next time. The time when the tension inside him was so untameable that he’d hurt her again.

~~~

Later, in bed, listening to Sean vomiting loudly in the bathroom, she reflect on the day, an icepack pressed against her throbbing cheek. Not a bad day, she had got away without a beating for almost a month now. And now she had a week’s grace, or maybe more, until he felt bold enough to challenge her again.

It had been a good day on balance. Bingo had been fun, a bit of money on the slots, couple of games, then a wink to Paul before slipping off into the manager’s office.

The office used to be a dressing room for the stars that frequented the building when it had been a theatre. It was the star’s room too, relatively large, with a tiled shower and lavatory in the small room leading off it.

She had waited outside the door, straightening her clothes. It struck her as odd that she should do that, after all Paul was not interested in her appearance, just her money. Even the manager of a provincial bingo hall doesn’t earn that much, so her custom was welcome. He was in his early twenties, ten years or so her junior, but he liked her body. She had looked after herself and had a beauty that would stay with her despite what the years, or Sean, could throw at her. He would probably have fucked her for free if it weren’t for her very specific needs.

Paul locked the door and held out his hand. She placed a bundle of notes into it, which he then stuffed in his inside jacket pocket.

He undressed, carefully hanging up his clothes on the hooks and hangers waiting on the wall. When he was undressed she grabbed his semi-erect penis and pulled him close to her. “you can undress me and fuck me now little boy.

He obliged, taking the same care with her clothes as he had done with his, leaving only her black leather stiletto healed boots in place.

Shelley sat on a chair, legs spread. “Lick me.” She ordered with a callousness that made his flesh creep. But he knelt and did just that, probing her clitoris and outer lips with his tongue, her hands pressing him into her mons, threatening to suffocate him.

She smiled as he squirmed struggling to breath until she felt suitably relaxed.

“Get in there.” She snapped, and he knew where.

He lay naked on the cold hard tiles, cock erect and ready for her. He looked on Shelley as a necessary evil, but strangely was actually beginning to enjoy her visits. She was sexually alive, forceful, and very, very dirty minded. Filthy minded. He chuckled to himself. If his girlfriend ever found out what he got up to …

Shelley lowered her swollen lips onto his cock and guided his cock into her wet cunt. Then she squatted above him, muscles grasping his member. Her face leered down at him, watching as she coaxed him to orgasm. This young innocent little boy, just like Sean was on their honeymoon. Sad that he still acted like a child, maybe that’s why she hated him so much, not the violence.

Paul’s face was beginning to contort into an unmistakeable pre-orgasmic mask. She bounced as hard as she could forcing her pussy as hard as possible onto his cock. He grunted squirting his seed into her, two, three, four powerful contractions filling her with his semen.

She stood up, still astride him and watched him relax. His eyes were closed.

Then he felt it, the hot and wet, cascading down on his belly, then as she shuffled forward, up his chest and eventually onto his neck, face and hair. He clamped his mouth shut and waited for the golden shower to subside.

And waited, and waited, for her final act, the one that she enjoyed the most. A glob of semen slowly slid out of her vagina and landed, plop, on his lips.

“Same time next week you little shit?” She asked.

“Mmmm – mmm”, He responded, not wanting to open his mouth.

Shelley got dressed to the sound of Paul cleaning himself and the shower room. With the spring firmly reinstalled in her step she made her way home.

~~~

A few days later and the bruise on her face had subsided just enough to allow her to cover it with the heavy foundation she always kept for these occasions.

Shelley and Sean watched their three children playing in the garden on the new slide Sean had bought them. A new chain sparkled around Shelley’s neck. And a new icy dagger had pierced her pincushion heart.

Sean munched his toast before setting off for work. His face was looking a little puffy these days and he had only just got over an apparently interminable cold. He clenched and flexed his fist.

“Pins and needles again?”, Shelley asked.

“Yeah, it’s getting worse.” He smiled weakly.

“You ought to see a doctor.”

“I’ll be fine, right I’m off to work.” Sean got up, kissed Shelley on the forehead and left for the day.

Their eldest daughter ran in and made herself some toast while Shelley finished her coffee. Shelley glanced across as the eight year old stuck her knife into the jar of marmalade on counter top.

“No!, Not daddy’s marmalade”

Her daughter looked shocked at the sudden outburst, tears filled her eyes. Shelley hugged her, “It’s alright, alright, Daddy’s special marmalade is just for him, remember that.”

Shelley looked the nearly empty jar and at the yew tree at the end of the garden. Time to make up some more of Sean’s special marmalade when the kids were at school.