Monthly Archives: January 2011

Dressing Up To Get Down, Sexy Silvan Seductresses

Like much of the world I was quite taken by Avatar and learned with a mixture of excitement and trepidation that Jim Cameron has in mind to make another two Avatar movies, Excitement because of how much I liked the first but worry because the franchise could all go so horribly wrong … we’ll see.

One thing that would go down well is World Of Warcraft or other such fantasy franchise in 3D. I mean look at the enthusiasm of the girls in the picture. If they’ll go to that trouble they’d certainly buy a pair of 3D specs 🙂

Getting Free Porn On The Shopping Channel

I don’t tend to watch shopping channels, well not unless I’m drunk. Oh, I tell a lie I had a brief addiction to watching late night shopping because of the presenters on…I think it was Bidup TV. “It is the latest thing…”. Ok, you had to be there. I bet that makes Alex chuckle. Lol

Although it is fun watching people consume inferior quality items or over priced goods just because they believe they are getting a bargain.

That said watch the video above and you may just be tempted in to buying that Grundig television.

Premier League Swedish Orgy

JeansWhy do celebrities put themselves in positions which leave them open to blackmail or tabloid coverage.  Last year we heard the tale of a top of the league football player being filmed visiting a massage parlour, both Vernon Kay and Jason Manford were sexting fans and today it has been revealed that another football player is involved in a sex scandal.

You really would think they would have more sense than to get wrapped up in another sex scandal.  The player has brought the police in to investigate the blackmailer who claims to have footage taken from the orgy on his Blackberry.

The party took place in Vegas when the player and two friends took 3 Swedish blondes up to their room for sex.  It is believed that the footage includes the player stark bollock naked except for a condom.

He most certainly dropped the ball in that one.  lol

Masturbation – My Hand Hurts

I’ve been going to the gym with a determination to keep it up this time and visit frequently.  I was quite proud of myself as I left yesterday, knowing that I had done the best I could and not overdone it.

All yesterday I felt good, no aches just the feeling that I had done something with my body that I haven’t done in a while.  A reminder if you like that I have already had an impact on my health.

Then came morning!

I woke up this morning and raised my arm to rub my eyes and OUCH!  I’m not sure what I have done but the simple act of raising my hand to my face hurts like…  It feels like I have pulled the muscle which runs up the back of the arm from the elbow.

It’s typical that I have a new found determination to continue my visits to the gym and I’ve gone and injured myself.  Fingers crossed I will be back in the saddle tomorrow.

And I daren’t think how I’m going to test my toys.  lol

Fit Girls At The Gym

I had been promising myself to get back in to a fitness regime for weeks and for one reason or other didn’t.  The weeks passed by and I finally made a promise to myself to start going to gym again a couple of weeks ago.  And I did.

On my first day back  I must say I’m glad I had the conviction to see it though.  Although I was knackered and will probably ache in places I never knew I had I’m sure it has to be good form me.  Lol

It was a quiet morning too, I couldn’t have chosen a better day.  Some days I used to have to queue to use equipment and I thought it was going to be like that today.  Traditionally most people join gym immediately after Christmas and gradually falter as the weeks pass.

I decided to hit the ground running and do some time on the rowing machine and I did quite well, that was until the smelliest guy ever sat right next to me and started wafting his stink around.  It was lucky that I was already feeling the strain by the time he sat there so I got up and moved on.

Didn’t spot anyone worth one though but there is always next time.  I’m back!  😉

Getting Close Up And Personal With Porn

Shiny And WetYou guys may remember a few months ago Alex and I were set to attend a porn shoot.  In the end the whole thing fell through and we didn’t get to attend.  We were both gutted after looking forward to it for so long.

Well I just couldn’t let the whole thing go by without making another attempt to arrange a day on set.  My presistance has paid off and Alex and I are travelling down to London next month to be on set with one of the most renowned producers of porn.

I can’t tell you how excited I am to be able at long last to bring you the behind the scenes low down on set with where they make it all happen.

I’m also curious to find out if I get as turned on watching live sex, something that I’ve never encountered before, as I am watching a DVD.  😉

That’s Where It`s Scat

Scat DinerSometimes you really do have to wonder how anyone would conceive such thoughts and put them in to action.

What am I talking about?

I just read about an new restaurant chain which started out in Taiwan have just opened one in Kunming, yes I noted the close proximity to something rude.  Lol

So why am I mentioning this, nothing exciting about that?  It’s the theme of the establishments which caught my eye.  To give you a clue the chain is called Modern Toilet.  You guessed it, they do have toilet like seats for you to sit on and offer up a rather off-putting menu.

Dishes offered include “toilet bowl hotpot”, “fried excrement sticks and to finish off why not try the “excrement ice”.

You do have to ask why anyone would execute such a bad idea but it seems the chain is growing so they must be making money out of it.

Would you go?  I’m not sure I would.

Public Porn

AlexSuze.com, Porn MagsWhen Suze and I first got together it wasn’t long before I realised how open-minded she is. It took a while before she came out and told me that she is bisexual but while it was a surprise it wasn’t such a great leap for me to make. She’s always been pretty frank and open in all aspects of her life and looking back now I suppose I’d have been surprised if she hadn’t at least experimented with same-sex relationships.

What I’m actually writing about though is the fact that one day she said to me “When you’re out next can you get some porn mags”. I probably replied with “Pardon?” as I remember her saying something along the lines of “I fancy flicking through them with you.”

So the next day I obliged.

It has become increasingly difficult to get hold of pornography in the UK in your average newsagents. Many chains do not stock it as a matter of policy and some independent outlets don’t if they’re near schools or in areas where it might be frowned upon. Which is odd because hardcore porn is available more easily than ever from licensed sex shops.

Anyway I was without a car at the time. Bloody hell I’d forgotten how long ago it was, shit we were broke. But not too broke for porn magazines. I was working in the centre of town at the time so before catching my bus home I popped into the newsagents in the central bus depot and picked up three magazines.

The store was empty, everyone wanting to get home after work, most of the commuters had already left. I was therefore able to select the magazines without disapproving sideways looks from other patrons. The joke was paying for them because behind the counter was a sour faced old harridan who obviously thought I was a complete pervert.

OK so she’s not too far off the mark, but give me a break, every guy has owned a porn mag in their lives. Including (if she had one) her husband.

While I paid for them she sucked her teeth and tutted, glaring at me over the tops of her Dame Edna Everage glasses. I was quite amused and pissed off at the same time. For heavens sake she was working in a newsagents that sold jazz mags, what did she expect?

The comment that would really have upset her didn’t occur to me until I was almost out of the door.

“They’re not for me you know … they’re for my girlfriend”

The problem we have now is rather different. We tend to tour the local sex shops when we have time, looking for new toys to review, checking out toys that we’ve seen online at one of our review partners stores “in the flesh” so to speak before we have them sent out. One in particular has a very friendly staff who are instructed to approach you to see if you want any help or advice. We of course politely decline.

But as with many of the UK’s sex shops, despite its light, friendly atmosphere inside, it has to be located in the middle of nowhere, out of sight of those old dears with the silly glasses and the disapproving looks.

They don’t know what they are missing.

Kinky Latex Lover

Both Alex and I have a little fetish, nothing too obscure…we love latex.  We both love to search for images and show each other our findings as a release from the tensions of the day.  And you have to confess that nothing hugs a woman’s form better than latex.

I was delighted when I discovered this site HMS Latex and this wonderfully devilish skirt.  Don’t you just want one.  😉

There’s lots more in their shop too 😉

Sexy Warm And Welcoming

AlexSuzeIt’s winter in the northern hemisphere and getting ready to go out can mean wrapping up in your winter woollies. We were out today and I spotted someone in something that you don’t see very often – a knitted dress. She had nice hips, a good figure overall, and it was accentuated by the smooth, soft lines of the woollen dress.

It does prove that you don’t need to be wearing next to nothing to look attractive. Knitwear can be sexy, although as the image at the head of the post demonstrates, not always.

So in the search for photographic proof of that statement I searched around and found the image below. OK so the model really needs to eat something, but you get my point?

Filthy Kinky Girl

Where Does the Kink Come From?

Does a relationship suddenly become kinky or does the kink slip into it slowly, over time? I think that depends on the relationship.

Suze and I have always been honest about our feelings and desires. Though not always kinky. We’re not that kinky now. So if you’re expecting to hear tales of our exploration of fisting, CBT and nipple torture then I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.

What we have done is try new things that we both feel comfortable with and if we like them we keep doing them. Initially this was just simple stuff like handcuffs and rude food. Then of course there’s role playing. Surely everyone’s done a bit of that.

What really made our sex lives take off and venture from a fulfilling, but relatively vanilla course to an adventurous and seriously experimental way of thinking was blogging.

By adult blogging we have exposed ourselves to different outlooks and influences. We have been able to understand why some people get turned on by things that we would never have considered as erotic. That doesn’t mean that we find the same things arousing, but it does allow us an insight into the sexuality of others and therefore a new perspective into our own urges, fantasies and drives.

We couldn’t go back to our old way of thinking about sex, even if we wanted to. Adult blogging has changed the way our minds work. Or maybe it’s just unlocked the inner kink that was always there. If that’s the case then maybe everyone’s kinky at heart and they just need the right key to unlock that kinkiness?

Naked Night Walker ;)

BlueWe took a drive out to our favourite country pub for lunch on Sunday.  Most times we visit there something happens en route or within the hostelry to amuse us.  The locals in there are real characters and I mean that in that in an a good way not a “Shameless” way.  Lol

Although we obviously aren’t local the bar staff and regulars always make us feel welcome and have a little chat.  And on occasion we get to ogle the rather well endowed barmaid just like we did that afternoon.

On this visit there was a family who we see most times we visit but this time it was extended by an additional 4 people out for Sunday lunch.  It turned out to be a bonus that they had turned up because we probably wouldn’t have heard what we did had they not been there.

It was revealed that the mother of the family, an attractive blond was a sleep walker.  As the conversation continued it was revealed that she would sleep walk naked and looking wide awake but obviously not.  The conversation continued and one of the group said she would often get in to bed with you unawares of what she was doing (give me her address.  😉  )

Apparently on one such evening she got out of the house and drove her car to her parents house and back, wearing only a jacket.  Now that I would like to have seen.

Amazing what you can hear in the pun on a Sunday lunch time, I’ll never see her in the same light again.

Fucking Against The Clock

KissWe were faced with a slight dilemma yesterday evening.  My father was due to call but we weren’t sure of the time, usually it’s around 8.30pm.

I can hear you all shouting, why is that a problem.  Well it was 8.15pm and we had just finished dinner and the cleaning up afterwards.  Was there time for a quickie shag before the phone rings or should we wait until he had called?

It was a mutual decision that neither of us could wait to fuck each others brains out…but it had to be done quickly.  I felt like we were taking part in an episode of countdown.

We slipped under the covers and without any hesitation I took Alex’s cock in my mouth to give it one of the quickest servicings I’ve ever done.  With a rapid ficking, licking and sucking he was soon hard enough to penetrate me.

He swiftly parted my legs and pushed his hard cock inside my warm cunt and it felt good, so good I ate him all up.  ;0  With not time to waste he started pummelling  my pussy.  I was soon having my first orgasm and my pussy and thighs glistened with my juices.

But there was not time to spare and Alex flipped me over and I raised to my knees for a bit of doggy.  My favourite.  He pushed in deep and contact was made with my g-spot immediately, I moaned my appreciation.

Tick, tick, tick.  I was so time aware but at the same time enjoying the penetration…a strange feeling wanting to be fucked but knowing your parent will be intervening any time soon.  Fuck me fuck me now!

Alex screwed me hard and fast, making the most of these precious moments, hoping for sweet release before telephonic intervention.  I was on the verge of…

He sensed my release, warm wet and vocal and started to throb in my pussy a sure sign he was about to spurt his hot semen inside me.  “Aghh” and there he was twitching and thrusting his seed inside my hot, wanton cunt.

I moaned again, an accepting moan, a satiated moan, I knew he had cum inside

Boob Therapy

large oiled breastsI’ve had a rather good morning checking out big bouncy boobs on Google images. I took some time out from writing and found this gorgeous pair. What do you think? 😉

Boys, Can I Measure Your Cock?

I’m a firm believer in the adage “all things are relative” and I’m sure that this rule also applies in the bedroom.  But then again I’ve been a lucky girl when it comes to my cock.  I’ve been fortunate enough to select guys who haven’t disappointed in that department.

Then again being 5’7” usually means that instinctively I select guys who have some stature.  I would love to test out this theory one day.  Anyone out there prepared to sponsor my research?  😉

In fact being well endowed can obviously present its own problems too hence this book I assume and if you find yourself in a similar position you can find it here.

Purely Nasty Girlfriends

We men are pretty easy to please most of the time. Our tastes are simple. We also have ways of fooling ourselves into a comfortable world of our own.

Despite years of female liberation, sexually, socially and career-wise we still like to think that the woman we’re with was (almost) pure when met her. We like to think that she was a little innocent, not very worldly and that we’ve opened her eyes. We might say that we want a wanton woman but there’s nothing we like more than a bit of innocence from our girls, at least in our own heads.

It’s only after we’ve been together for a short while that we want her to be a dirty little bugger in the bedroom.  And then we want no holds barred sex …

There’s one exception of course, the one night stand. Or at least the brief fling with the filthy temptress. She can be as experienced, worldly and perverted as she likes because, well, we’re never going to take her home to meet our parents are we.

Now tell me I’m wrong.

Cum Bet

White PantiesThe rum and cokes slid down her throat like a warm brown river while she waited for him to arrive. When he did she slid across the dance floor like a spectre in a red dress to tap him on the shoulder.

“Ready to lose your shirt?”

He laughed, “Yeah right.”

She smiled sweetly and turned her back on him. The sway of her hips and seems of her black stockings drew his eye as she disappeared into the growing crowd. He turned to the bar and bought himself and his friends a drink.

Pint in hand he turned again to survey the club. She was there with her best friend, Alison, dancing in the centre of the floor. The song was coming to an end and the DJ segued into a tune that didn’t register for a moment. He looked her in the eyes and as her arms slipped around Alison’s waste recognition flickered.

The girls began to sway, torsos pressed so firmly together that they could have been welded at the hips. Each slid a leg between the other’s thighs causing their short dresses rising higher. One by one men, then whole groups of men in the club started to notice the overtly sexual embrace they were sharing. He was transfixed, despite the growing audience she was dancing for him and him alone. Alison was obviously complicit, he didn’t think they had shared a bed but she knew one of his fantasies was that they had. The finally, half way in to the track he realised what she had asked the DJ to play. Katy Perry was telling the world about the surprising pleasures of kissing girls.

Probably queued by the salacious smile that spread across his face she kissed Alison. Just lips at first then within a few bars her tongue penetrated Alison’s mouth and the club erupted with the whoops of men whose volume was only matched by the stony silence of their watching girlfriends.

His cock was becoming hard in his trousers, uncomfortably so. He wanted to adjust it but realised it would look like he was playing with himself. Mercifully the song ended as he felt the first sticky drops of precum flowing from the tip of his hard member.

She led Alison from the dance floor to the appreciative gazes of men and the stiletto like stares of their girlfriends.

“I think he liked that?” shouted Alison over the music.

He felt a hand on the bulge in his trousers. “Oh yes he did.” She confirmed with a smile as Alison began to kiss her neck. “I think he’ll enjoy this even more.” She nodded towards a corridor at the side of the bar. He followed without question, accompanied by the cheers of his friends.

The corridor was dimly lit and turned to the right after about fifteen metres. Immediately they were out of sight of the club she pushed Alison against the wall and lifted up her dress to reveal Alison was not wearing underwear. She dropped to her knees and kissed Alison’s shaven mound. He felt a lump in his throat to match that in his groin and swallowed hard. She started to lick Alison, with a tenderness at first and with each moment that passed an increasing vigour and forcefulness.

He could smell the aroma of arousal rising from Alison. Her eyes were now closed and head back against the white-painted brick wall while his girlfriend lapped at her cunt.

She stood up and took Alison’s hand, placing it on her swollen labia. Alison smiled and started to rub herself. Two steps and his girlfriend was in front of him, kissing him, the taste of Catherin on her lips and her thigh rubbing his cock through a thin layer of material. Her hands were in his hair, her tongue in his mouth. Then it began, the tightness of his balls was unbearable, the tension so great … and he felt the semen rise, pumping along his hard, constricted cock down his leg. His trousers became moist and it was only then that she released him from her kiss.

“I told you I could make you cum without touching you down there.” She said. She looked over her shoulder towards Alison. Now, what should we do about her?

Pussy Play

Pure White PussyI decided to do sex toy review yesterday afternoon as it was so grey and dismal outside.  Turning on the DVD player on route I pulled the bedroom curtains closed, don’t want the neighbours watching my porn.  Lol

The DVD was already loaded in the player and kicked in to action, I started the first scene off and stripped off before climbing in to bed.  Totally naked it felt cold under the duvet but I knew if I grin and bear it I would soon be as warm as toast.

I reached for my new toy and placed the cover on my bedside drawers.  It was cold so I took it under the duvet placing it between my thighs to warm.  A few minutes later it was warmed and ready to go and the DVD had started the main action.

As I turned on the power I became aware of my cat sitting next to the bed.  He then proceeded to jump up next to me.  I carried on knowing if I ignore him he will sometimes go away.  How wrong was I, he batted the top off the chest of draws next to me and started to charge about all over the bedroom.

This went of for several minutes before I decided to give up on the whole thing.  Can’t concentrate on pleasuring myself while there’s a mad cat jumping about all over the room.

He did eventually calm down and get bored with his new toy and I went about my business…