Monthly Archives: March 2013

March Sex Toy Roundup

Shay Hendrix Pink Underwear

February was a good month for product releases which saw UK sex toy manufacturers Rocks-Off release a new line of products including some for the 50 Shader’s of you.  They released the Slap & Tickle Beginners S & M Kit which despite looking very pretty was also functional as you will read in the review.

Additionally the US Company, Jimmyjane sent over their latest adult toy, one which you wear and turns your fingers in to a vibrator.  I was one of the first people over here in the UK to quite literally get my hands on one.  Again you will be able to read the review via the link at the bottom of this update.

So the year appears to have got off to a good start in terms of new and exciting products coming to the market, let’s hope the momentum is sustained.

You may have noticed the sticky post above relating to the ETO Awards, it would be great if you are in the industry if you could nominate me for “Best Erotic Journalist” which has replaced “Best Online Resource” which Sex Toys Buzz has proudly won for the past 2 years.

I’ll thank you in advance for your support and fingers crossed I’ll make nominations.

Until then I’ll remind you not to forget If you haven’t already joined the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter you should, as well as getting the latest adult product news you can get your hands on FREE sex toys each month by signing up for the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter and being part of the monthly giveaway draw. There is nothing to pay and no competition to enter, simply sign up and keep your fingers crossed that you are one of the lucky winners. Go and sign up now.

And now for a recap of February’s reviews.

Fetish Fantasy Feather Crop

Hello Touch From Jimmjane

Balls Halo Stroker

Rocks-Off RO-Mona Bullet Vibrator

Slap & Tickle Beginners S & M Kit

Lelo Tantra Feather Teaser

Adore Petite Elegance Rabbit Vibrator

Dirty Weekend In Leeds

busty blondeAlex and I were invited to a 30th Birthday celebration by a friend in the industry a couple of weeks ago.  We decided to take a hotel room for the night to avoid the long commute home afterwards and booked in to what turned out to be the second worst hotel stay we had every had.  The first being a really bad one in London where we moved rooms twice and still had problems.

Despite having a rather crap stay mainly due to the poor service and terrible culinary skills of their resident chef we did have a fun evening.

We attended the cocktail bar celebrations and caught up with the Birthday girl who we hadn’t seen for some months and with other industry friends over the course of the evening and had a thoroughly good time.

Needless to say when we returned to our hotel which was only a throw away from the party we were relaxed and slightly inebriated but most of all we were randy having spent the evening just being able to look and not touch.  😉

After all the years we have been together there is still a strong magnetism towards each other which keeps those embers glowing.

We entered the bedroom and turned on the ceiling fan and opened the window as there was no air con in the room.  After stripping off and hanging my dress in the wardrobe we both slipped under the duvet naked and so ready for it.

My breathing must have given away just how ready for “It” I was.  Lol  I knew Alex felt the same because he was breathing heavily too.  He used his left leg to part mine as I lay prostrate on the mattress and soon found the entrance to my pleasure.

His cock stretched me but was soon accommodated by my vaginal muscles, the tip of his cock grazed my g-spot and I let out a sigh.  He raised himself up on his haunches and started to move in and out of me with a deliberate but assertive pace.

I grabbed his buttocks, ensuring that my nails dug in to his naked flesh and pulled him towards me.  He sighed.

His thrusting increased as did my responses and we both moved in tandem on the bed, me meeting his thrusts with an equal passion.  I repressed my natural urge to vocalise my pleasure, aware that there were guests in the adjacent rooms but so wanting to let him know what he was doing to me.

Raising my legs I took hold of him round the waist pulling him in to me matching his thrusts.  I was so in control of my senses until that grazing thrust which had me crying (quietly) for more.  Then it happened without warning…

…I became aware of the overly moist situation between my legs.  My thighs were starting to become cold as the moisture cooled in the air.  And my bottom felt wet underneath me.  Alex’s thrusts became more deliberate and rapid and he approached climax and I encouraged him with occasional moans despite being totally sated moments earlier.  😉

Several thrusts later he was in the same place as me, letting rip an almighty roar as he came (sorry you guys in the room next door.  Lol).

Alex threw himself off me and I moved to the side of the wet patch which was now cold on the bed.  Yes, Suze had squirted!  And thoroughly enjoyed it but there was now the mopping up stage to contend with.

At home I normally use my hairdryer to resolve the problem of wet sheets so I looked for the hairdryer.  Yes they had one.  Good.  One problem.  The plug for the hairdryer was so far from the bed that it only just extended to within 5 inches of the actual wet spot.

Boy did I pay for my night of passion, it took me about 30 minutes to dry the wet patch and the underlying disposable mattress cover.

That bloody hotel was a complete nightmare but I had an enjoyable evening.  A bitter sweet weekend.  😉

Why Visit a Free Porn Tube Site?

Why Visit a Free Porn Tube Site?Why is it so many people visit a free porn tube site? Probably for the same reason that when the Internet first became widely and cheaply available so many of us started to visit porn sites filled with photo sets. That reason – titillation and masturbation.

To deny that we all enjoy masturbation is to deny, as someone once said, what makes us human. Our bodies are wired for fun not just procreation indeed the pleasurable sensations we feel during sex have developed to encourage us to procreate. Masturbation is simply a way of enjoying this happy side-effect of this evolutionary quirk.

As I said, free photos on porn sites used to be the ultimate in adult entertainment, superseding magazines bought from the local newsagent. And in the same way the old VHS and DVD copies of adult movies which were at one time the only sex videos available have now been overtaken and in some instances replaced by free sex videos online.

A few years ago a Free Porn Tube site like http://www.slutgarden.com/ would have been a mystery to most of us but even if we don’t visit them we all know that they allow anyone to view a range of sex videos that cater for every taste and fetish. Vaginal sex, anal sex, blondes, brunettes, gay sex, all are there to see in a unique form of broadcast media made possible by broadband Internet and free video players.

Instead of slipping off to your local video store to buy 18 certificate Sexy Movies you can now see all that and more online at free porn tube sites. The term Porn Tube Sites is now in common usage even in the mainstream media and has featured in factual television, comedies and of course in the newspapers. The newspapers swing between gleeful and excited interest and disgusted, self-righteous disgust at the hard core action you can see in the free sex videos these sites allow you to view. Oh, and on the subject of swinging if you want to see swinging couples videos you’ll find them on the tube sites too.

Like so many things in adult you would be hard pressed to find many Internet users who haven’t stumbled across one of these sites during their time online. And let’s face it a lot of us will have visited a site to see what these free sex videos are like. Surely it’s only the same as peeking at your friend’s porn magazines behind the bike sheds at school or passing round a grainy VHS copy of a porn movie in terms of fun and excitement.

The nature of the videos on the free porn tube sites is different from the studio produced adult output that formed the majority of porn until five years ago. The videos are shorter, a cynic might say just the right length for a quick wank. But more than that they are more amateur looking with lower production values and often rather voyeuristic all of which can appeal to many viewers more than the polished and beautifully shot HD DVD offerings from the main porn studios.

 

The Dildo Maker

If you are as old as me you will most probably remember the hand turned pencil sharpener which was attached to the desk, usually near to the teacher so you didn’t attempt to sharpen anything else.  Lol

As a junior I clearly remember being in awe of the pencil sharpener and would volunteer when asked to sharpen the classes pencils.  Then when I had finished I took great delight in playing with the wooden turnings inside the casing.  Sad I know but we didn’t have Wi’s back then.

I would make bangles out of the shavings, never managed to get one long enough to create a wooden necklace.

Those were the days…

The original pencil sharpener was designed by a French chap called Raymond Lowey and wasn’t the one I used at school before you ask.  Lol  His design concept has recently inspired a guy by the name of Francesco Morackini but his version isn’t for pencils.

Cheeky Francesco’s machine is designed to create dildos out of anything from carrots to candles.  You can now make your own “green” dildos with the aid of his Dildomaker.  You can read more about it here.

Whilst you’re reading that I’m surfing the net to find out where I can get one…

And The Winner Is …

Buzz On A BudgetThis of you following us will have noticed that we were running an Erotic story competition over on Kinky Halo. The theme was school fantasies and we had a pretty good response. Unfortunately a few of the entries fell foul of the competition rules so we weren’t able to publish them for various reasons. However those that did qualify were excellent and varied.

We’d like to thank every one of you who entered for giving us an insight into your naughty little minds and we are sure that our readers will have loved your kinky little tales too.

You can read the entries over on Kinky halo.

We have decided that the winner of the competition is “The Librarian” by “G”. It’s “G”’s first attempt at erotic writing so encouraged by their $50 prize you may see more from this budding author in the future. We felt that the combination of teenage lust and pure naughtiness was just what we were looking for when we kicked off the competition.

Nominations Have Begun!

Anal About AnalWell, it’s that time of the year again dear readers.  For the last 3 years Alex and I have been nominated for what was the ETO Show Award for “Best Online Resource” and have won the last 2 years thanks to your support and votes.

This year the category has taken on a new name and a much broader remit so your votes really will count.  The classification for this year’s award is “Best Erotic Journalist” and we would of course be so grateful if you would do us the honour of nominating Suzanne Hamilton of Sex Toys Buzz for the award.

We have been around serving adult community with our various sites for the past 71/2 years and loved every minute of it.  Yes, it takes up a great deal of our time but both of us have the passion to make the sites we have, including two blogger services run smoothly and remain regularly updated.

Sex Toys Buzz is now known and utilised by both the industry and public for sound advice and opinions on the latest products and we plan on being around for years to come.

You can register and vote here and once again thanks, your vote is very much appreciated.