Monthly Archives: July 2013

Cum Again

Cum AgainI have always been fortunate enough to be able to come several times in one hot & steamy session.  Or have multiple orgasms as it is more commonly known.

For me having sex produces a succession of highs and lows throughout the coupling which sometimes even leads to me squirting and wetting the bed.  Not so good if you don’t remember to cover the mattress beforehand.  Oohps!

But I haven’t, least not until recently come across a guy (pardon the pun) who is able to ejaculate twice in one session.  I’ve read about guys who feel like they are coming for a second time but have what is know as a “dry orgasm”, where they feel all the sensations relating to ejaculation but no fluids are released.

I mention this because Alex is having these double orgasm quite frequently lately.  Not that I’m complaining I love to witness the release of tension and thrust of his orgasm.  So having experiencing this twice in one go is wonderful.

I’m just trying to find out what is causing this phenomenon so that I can ensure it keeps on happening.

Has anyone else witnessed this?  If so does it still happen or was it a short term thing?


Zoo Keeper Day The Final Instalment

Sleepy Baby TapirFollowing a delicious lunch with the head keeper and Alex I left the cool air conditioned café and entered the steaming hot sunshine outside.  My clothes were now sticking to me underneath my full set of overalls.

Why did I have to do this on the hottest day of the year so far?  Lol

I was hoping to perhaps enjoy a scatter feed of the apes next but I was taken on a tour of the Gibbons, Chimps, Orangs and Bonobos.  To be honest I think we were a little off schedule which was confirmed with my next keeper handover.

The final part of my day as a keeper took me to the Bird section where I was introduced to a lean, bespectacled guy who had the speed of lynx when he walked.  I was finding it difficult to keep up and that combined with the heat made me reach the executive decision that I wasn’t even going to try and keep up with him.

Instead I walked behind at a comfortable pace and he kept glaring over his shoulder to check I was still within sight.  I thought he would soon get the picture that it was too hot to hurry but he didn’t.  And I didn’t hurry either.  Lol

He took me to the kitchens and I stood outside until he emerged clutching a bucket.  I thought “Oh no! Not more scrubbing down”.  I needn’t have worried the contents of the bucket were revealed when he handed it to me…

Dead mice and some day old chicks.

Being a herpetologist I’m fully conversant with both dietary offerings.  Oh, if you don’t know what a herpetologist is, it’s a keeper of snakes.  Did I just hear you cringe?  Lol  I love them and spiders but I digress.

He then proceeded to march through the raptor and carnivorous birds section, instructing me to throw food in for them.  Bucket almost empty we returned it to the kitchen and then we made our way to the omnivorous birds and replenished their dishes with seeds and fruit.

By the time I had finished being marched through the final part of my day I was absolutely exhausted with the heat and so glad to get out of those overalls.  I suggested to them that on hot days they give you a tabard or something equally sized to wear and not overalls.

Overall it was a thoroughly action packed day and I would recommend anyone try a Zoo Keeper Day.  🙂

When Should I Suggest Fisting To My Girlfriend

Kinky AssI was reading an article today in one of the online versions of a glossy magazine about “When Is It Right To Get My New Girlfriend Into Bed?” The journalist/agony aunt is someone who I’ve known for a while and as usual she handled the question with her usual combination of care, practicality and slightly zany wit.

But after reading her response to this reader’s question I found myself wondering why they asked the question in the first place. The answer is of course blindingly obvious and it has to do with a little something called experience.

Experience is like time – something that you can’t buy but unlike time you get more of as you get older. It’s a cruel irony that we are at our most experienced just as we draw our last breath. But that does not mean that we are in a race to bed as many partners in as many unusual and extreme scenarios as we can. Life is a marathon, not a sprint and sex like everything else has it’s mad exciting rushes and slow considered periods too. Of course when you are the age of the guy asking the question about the right time to suggest getting naked and naughty with a new girlfriend the race to carnal gratification is all you can think of, so if you are that age and reading this then you’ve probably lost interest by now and are currently texting your new lady about getting into her knickers.

Sometimes it is just right and you feel a sexual attraction that simply can’t be ignored by either of you. If you are well matched and physically attracted to one another then, whether she’s acting shy and hard to get or hot and horny, you might experience wild monkey sex on the first date. Just because you do does not dictate the course of any future relationship. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re looking for a conquest or she’s “easy” but if you are going to fuck someone a few hours after meeting them then make sure you’re attracted to them and not that they were just convenient.

If you’re still reading this and not trying to persuade the girl you’re lusting after to join you for a fumble in the local park then the next thing I’ll mention is empathy and understanding. If you really want to find a partner who will enjoy sex as much as you and in the way that you enjoy sex then find someone with who you empathise. This is a two way thing and doesn’t just mean that she’s compliant and starts agreeing with everything you say. Look on your partner as a friend, a human being and that gorgeous sexy creature that is giving you a hard-on every time you think about her. Listen to her and make sure that you both, generally, want the same things from your relationship – be that a purely physical, no strings attached fuck buddy or a full-on “I want your babies” long term one.

The reason I say that empathy and understanding are so important is that if one of you is looking for a fuck buddy and the other wants a life partner then one or both of you will come out of the experienced with a few psychological bruises.

Whether it’s the first time you screw each other, introducing role play or exploring something like fisting for the first time getting to know your partner is the key to it. No amount of fancy chat-up lines or “10 ways to get you partner to ……. in the bedroom” from crappy magazines will get you what you want.

There is never a right time, a specific time a set of boxes that have to be ticked before it is right to ask your partner to have sex with you, suggest a new position, ask if they fancy anal sex or anything else but empathy and experience mean that as you get older you should make less embarrassing and relationship ending mistakes.