Cum Everywhere

By | November 13, 2010

Cum LickI’ve mentioned this before, we have toilet paper in most rooms of the house, placed in strategic places. This isn’t because we suffer from frequent colds in the household but because it is ready when we need it post-sex.

Lets face it boys and girls we both drip. 😉 I usually have to fold over several sheets of toilet paper to make a fanny bung. This enables me to make it to the bathroom without leaving a semen trail. Lol

Alex usually has a slight run off following ejaculation which requires a quick wipe. So, there is a real use for these rolls. I’m not sure what the family and friends think when they visit, nobody has raised the issue up to now. So, don’t go giving them ideas.

The bathroom usually plays host to our used toys and at any given moment you can walk in there and see something freshly washed, draining and drying on the side of the bath. We must use more anti-bac soap than a family of four. 🙂

For toys I cannot submerge under water there is my trusty toy cleaning spray, which is also good for cleaning around controls and other areas which need to be sanitised but cannot be washed in the conventional way.

I don’t have a dishwasher so this quandary will never occur for me but I put is to your fellow readers with a dishwasher, would you put your used toys in there to be cleaned? I even read the other day whilst looking at silicone anal toys that they suggest you could put them on the top rack of the dishwasher to cleanse them.

Errrr! I’m not so sure about that, it will remain imprinted on my memory for some time. Note to self…don’t eat at anyone’s house who owns a dishwasher…