I`m The Plumber, Any Chance of A Blow Job?

By | December 28, 2010

Banana LickIt’s an old cliché isn’t it. A tradesman turns up at a house an the solitary resident, the lonely housewife, answers the door. The leaky tap soon gets forgotten and the twangy guitar music kicks in.

Well, I’m fitting a couple of radiators to our central heating system over the next couple of days. What do you think the chances of a blowjob in lieu of payment are?