Rent-A-Pair Of Tits For Your Party Courtesy Of Kim Kardashian

Kim KardashianIt’s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up  at one of my parties. You either come or you don’t, right? Well perhaps it’s because I don’t live in La La Land.

Why do I say that?

Because I just read that Kim Kardashian charges £47,500 to turn up, have a drink and have her picture taken. Nice work if you can get it.