Dildos, Vibes, Strap-Ons Bring It On

By | May 17, 2008

Busty took a days holiday from work today to go off with her new boyfriend to the coast for the day. He is about ten years younger than her, a bit of a looker and takes her for granted. They have only been seeing each other for about a month and he has already admitted to seeing another girl.

And Busty, so desperate to find love, forgave him and let him right back in to her life. She fools herself that he has changed and that she is only seeing him as a fuck buddy/companion. But in her heart of hearts I think she realises he is no good for her and will probably stray again.

But what do you say! Both Horny and I told her not to be so soft, we can’t do any more. Well, I suppose I could offer to be her companion/lover but I don’t think she is quite ready to join me on that expedition just yet. Give me time…

Both Horny and I worked like slaves on Friday morning but come the afternoon we started to chill out and productivity hit a low. πŸ™‚ And what happens when we stop slogging away at it? We talk about sex.

Horny seems to have her mind set against adult toys. She keeps on remarking how she can’t see how they can possibly replace the real thing. I was a bit bitchy today and said “that’s if you can remember”. She took it in good spirit and laughed, admitting that I was probably right.

I have found so many times that I just want to come right out and say that I review adult toys and have tried enough to speak with some authority on their uses and the enjoyment to be had from them. But I can’t and it frustrates the hell out of me. I want to point her at certain items I have tried and tested with favourable results, only I can’t.

That is my secret world and one I am destined not to be able to share with people in my every day life. It can be so annoying not being able to say things like “I have tested that”, “you should give that a try” and “this is almost as good as the real thing”. I simply can’t. I’m so proud of what we share with you here but am unable to share it with the people I would really love to give me feedback. Just to see what they think and then like “Men In Black”, zap away their memories forever.


I think a good session with a few toys and me would soon bring her round.

Perhaps I should suggest that we have a toy party but on the other hand I may be the only one bringing anything. Lol