Help My Breasts Get Bigger!
Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 6 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird and plain stupid scam attempts, everything from the elaborate to the unbelievably naive – whatever makes people think anyone will fall for them is beyond me.
I don’t know how many times I have been awarded a prize from the Netherlands Lotto, without ever having bought a ticket. Lol And my Ebay items encounter payment disputes and receive messages all the time. Strange, I have never placed anything on Ebay either.
Add to these the pleas for help to transfer people’s personal wealth, banking problems with banks I don’t use and even being the beneficiary to someone I have never heard of let alone have any connection to.
But this email received by Alex was a first and it cracked me up:
I AM LINDA AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WHICH I CANNOT SOLVE BY MYSELF.
MY BREASTS ARE SO SMALL SO I AM TRYING TO COLLECT MONEY
TO MAKE THEM BIGGER. I DON T ASK YOU FOR MONEY,
I JUST ASK YOU TO CLICK ON FOLLOWING LINKS AND STAY THERE AT LEAST 30 SECONDS.
YOU CAN ALSO MAKE FREE LOGGING AND MY SPONSORS WILL HELP ME.
IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME, I PROMISE TO SEND YOU MY HOT PICTURES
WITH BIGGER BREASTS!
JUST CONTACT ME!
I think We’ll pass on the offer, good look with those implants. 🙂