I’ve Sex Toys Coming Out Of My … !

By | June 26, 2008

Metal Butt PlugI love reviewing sex toys it has to be the best job in the world. There is always something new to discover and try out and at the moment we are having toys despatched to us from all over the place.

I’m betting that the local sorting office probably play guess the contents with our packages, we receive them so frequently. For sure I never have any problems with toy availability, the main problem I have is which to try out first. We almost have the composite parts in UR3 to make our own sex doll. 🙂

Then there is the problem of storage, every container drawer and cupboard in our house now contains toys of one kind or another. And the current toys to be reviewed are in a wheelie suitcase.

But we are simply running out of space to…well, hide them. You don’t want them on show when your relatives and friends come round. Lol

The thing is I don’t want to throw any of them away because that would be such a shame. I suppose I could auction them off on Ebay but I’m not sure if anyone would buy them. Or perhaps I could set up my own museum of sex in the garage and charge admission to come and look at them.

Has anyone any ideas what I should do? I hate to waste things especially when we are all trying to be a little more considerate towards the planet.

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