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By | May 26, 2011

Squish BoobsWe get a lot of unsolicited emails from people, not just the usual automated spam that is churned out by botnets a million times a second but some targeted email trying to sell us stuff. Of course this is often for conventional, non-adult products and then there are the times that it isn’t.

Take this from the latest and possibly worst translated email we’ve had yet:

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10 out of 10 for enterprise, 1 out of 10 for not paying a translator a few rupees to knock their approach email into shape.