The Perils Of Masturbation

MasturbationI’ve had some work done recently.  No, it’s not a boob job.  Lol  I’ve been indulging in some girlie pampering, thought it was about time I spent some time and money on me after all what’s the point in earning it if you don’t enjoy it right!

So I got myself some nice nails or silks as they are known in the industry.  I can grow my nails and keep them a good length for a while but then they weaken at the base and break off.   And may I add they look great and Alex is enjoying them running up and down his back.

Girls if you want to talk your fella in to spoiling you with a new set of nails mention the back thing and I’m sure it won’t take long before he is springing for set.  Lol

There is a downside besides not being able to do certain things like pull up zippers with ease.  They are a little bit of a nuisance when it comes to self pleasure.

I decided to take some time out from a busy morning of credit control and have a bit of a twiddle in the bedroom.  Expecting my saliva slicked finger to simply slip between my swollen pussy lips and furiously rub one out was a big mistake.

As soon as I started to run from side to side I started to graze my clit and stab my pussy lips with each sideways stroke.

Bugger!

It’s a bloody good job  I have a toy for that job.  Lol  I quickly retrieved my clit vibe from my bedside draw and finished the job safely.

There should be a warning sign on the wall at the nail salon saying that false nails can be detrimental to your sexual health,.  😉

2 thoughts on “The Perils Of Masturbation

  1. suze,

    if those are your new fingernails in the picture, and you have the troubles you mentioned, how the hell do you type? or play the piano?

    cheers,

    weird

  2. Weird, they aren’t mine they aren’t as long as hers but I can still type. Don’t think it will make much difference with the piano playing as I can’t play anyway. lol

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