It’s Big Hard And Very Clever ;)

By | July 16, 2008

I’ve never tested this out but apparently most condoms come in a standard 14.5cm length. This may not suit all men especially if you’re smaller of larger than the standard size. With this in mind a German inventor has come up with a “spray-on condom”.

No more ill-fitting condoms. His system sprays liquid latex on to your cock, creating a made to measure rubber.

The man will stick his hardon in to a chamber where it will be sprayed with liquid latex, much like a car wash. Drying time is estimated to be around 20-25 seconds.

Check out the full article here.

Ooooooollllllllllllllllllp (this addition was just made by my cat, who insists on laying over the top of my keyboard. Lol)

I must admit that I have my reservations about this article:

Will that stuff sting when applied to your member?

How do you ensure that the coating is even and more to the point, is it resistant to tears?
Where does the semen go?

I’m sure there has to be some pull on the flesh when fucking, perhaps for both parties.
Won’t the action of fucking make the latex roll back off the skin and resulting in it coming off?

What do you guys think? Is this a hoax?

Tags: condoms, spray-on condom, contraception