We have a very large wide front door, which is nice. It has a very large lintel above it between two pillars.
I noticed after last winter that cracks were appearing underneath it and recently a large section of it was cracking away. So today when I was watering the urns in which we grow flowers outside the front door I though I’d get the step ladders and see if any of it was loose.
It was! and a large lump of concrete whizzed past my left ear before shattering on the steps.
Suze’s reaction was to come to our bedroom window and shout “Oy! My flowers are under there.” Yes, I’m fine too I thought! LOL