Porn Baiting Sunday

We decided to take a trip out to a new shopping centre today for a change to normal routine.  Yes, that is how sad my life has become over the last few months, I now look forward to taking a shopping trip out at the weekends.

Anyway, I decided to take along some porn to read on route and to partake in one of my naughty little games.  I’ve only done it a few times but it’s good fun and the looks you get are sometimes priceless.

I took along a copy of Penthouse and Hustler for incar entertainment.  Although I must say the I was rather disappointed with the models, most of them had “stay put’s”â„¢ which do not do anything for me at all, in fact they tend to put me off wanting to fuck them.

What are you talking about Suze?  I’ll tell you.  It’s today’s need for women to enhance themselves with the most un-natural cleavages.  Didn’t anyone tell them that their A cup breasts are beautiful and they should be proud of their perky little tits.  Nothing looks worse than a woman who can lay down, do a handstand and lay on her side and her breasts not move.  Boobs are supposed to move, yes they slip under your arms when you lay down and they dangle when you are on all fours being fucked.

Personally, I prefer a natural pair of breasts whatever their size and they seem harder and harder to find.  If things carry on the way they are, it won’t be long before natural breasts will become a pay per view and false ones the norm.  I hope I don’t see that day.

I digress.  So Alex is driving along and I am sat in the passenger seat reading my porn.  Well, mostly looking at the pictures.  Lol  For the best results you need to hold the magazine high, around chest height so that it can be clearly seen by passing vehicles.

We passed a middle aged guy driving his BMW with what appeared to be his wife in the passenger seat and as we came to a standstill for the lights he was avidly staring at me.  He was trying to work out what I was reading, then you saw the look of recoginition on his face as the penny dropped.  A wry smile crept across his face, I smiled back, his wife was oblivious.  🙂

A little further up the dual carriageway we passed a white van, the driver had his window down smoking.  As we passed I could feel his gaze upon me and I caught him gesturing and giving me a thumbs up in my peripheral vision.  Again I smiled and Alex was laughing at the side of me and reminding me just how naughty I was.

Can you get booked for reading porn visibly whilst travelling in a vehicle?  Who knows.  I just love to be a little naughty from time to time.  I flicked the pages and found a very nice brunette to look at.  I was just beginning to imagine sitting between her open legs when I noticed a small chav chariot next to us, it was full on young lads and they were looking in this direction, pulling faces and waving.  I could have been well in there if we were not in such a hurry to get things done.  😉  If you haven’t tried this, next time you are being driven by your partner get out your porn and see who notices you.

So, if you were passed by a car with a redhead reading a porn mag today, that was me and Suze says “Hi”.

15 thoughts on “Porn Baiting Sunday

  1. Love your game Suze but I was on the wrong side of the pond to see you today. To bad, that would have been fun.

    Nothing fun ever happens to me in the car. Well expect for this one time. A car full of girls was along side me on a 3 or 4 lane road. One of them dropped their pants and mooned me. That is my only fun thing to happen on the road. Maybe I need to pay closer attention to the cars next to me.

  2. That’s hilarious! What did you do when you got to a roundabout? Go around a second time to see if you could snag any more gawkers?

    When it gets warm, try doing this topless . . .

    With you all the way on natural breasts, Suze. Breasts of any size and shape are beautiful, and I wish society’s tastemakers would spend more time reinforcing that proposition.

  3. hey alex, took your advice and made a blog. i feel better already lol. maybe you could check it out some time….anyway, ill keep posting and see what happens. love your blogm, keep writing its very good.
    have a good one
    T from Down Under xxoo

  4. Suze, I love that you do the things we used to!! Makes me feel old, though 😉

    I too believe that fake breasts are a nightmare – I mean what’s the point of teasing a nipple, if you get no sensations??? Give me natural anytime.

    Round here, I reckon if I did that kind of reading in the car, I’d be responsible for more than a few tractor accidents!

  5. There aint no law against reading porn in public (now that I think about it…I never thought about it before). You better be careful… no car prangs!

  6. As we travel everywhere by public transport, I’m sure Emm would raise more than a few eyebrows if spotted reading porn on the bus. And we couldn’t agree more about the plastic boobs, which look more like melons inserted under the skin than real breasts. Emm always comments, “They’re real!” when we spot the occasional pair of natural breasts on the dialaslag channels. (We always say Goodnight to the girls, before we go to bed. It costs nothing to be polite.)

  7. I remember this movie with Steve Martin some years ago….he falls for a free spirit type gal out in hollywood, theres a love scene where he says….um….you boobs…they feel wierd. She replys…oh…it’s ok, they’re just real…:)

  8. How naughty, I bet the old guy in the BMW must have been grinning at what he could have done with you. I think natural breasts are best at any size but especially large big nippled ones which are full but move freely. I think most normal guys would agree there’s tits out there to suit all tastes.

  9. ‘…..and they dangle when you are on all fours being fucked’. You hit the nail right on the head there, Suze. It’s nice when they’re dangled in your face, too! But perky or voluptuous, unrestrained or invitingly packaged it’s all good as long as they are natural.

    For a good laugh you should try actually reading the text in some of the good old 80’s Color Climax mags. lol

    F.C.

  10. Bryan, that is the only fun thing to have happened to you! I wish they had done that to me. 😉

    Cherrie, if I did it topless the surveillance cameras would be watching and I could get locked up! Lol

    T, I checked you out and it’s looking good over there. 😉

    Mrs Zig, even better can you come over and change my shirt.

    Sky, if you have any other naughty games you would like to share just email them to me.

    Ana, I never thought about the prangs I could be the subject of an insurance claim. Lol

    Alfie, it would certainly make the journey more interesting if she read Penthouse on the bus. I would love to film the reactions.

    TMS, don’t play too hard…

    Stealth, I know!

    Ryder, I’ll join you both. 🙂

    Mr Fab, too true.

    Mr Zig, lol.

    Mocha, you are quite right thanks for stopping by and commenting.

    FC, I need to get hold of some old porn mags and read up. Although some of the writing in the new ones is priceless. 😀

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