Pissing In Public
I hate Mondays, the weekends are over too quickly and it’s back to the grind. It was a really depressing one too with the return of the rain and dark skies.
At lunchtime I drove down to my favourite greasy spoon for my sandwich and returned to the car which I always park up a side street in a parking bay. It’s usually quiet and I can sit and do almost anything without fear of discovery.
After eating my sandwich I picked up my book and started to read. After a while my eyes needed to refocus and looked up over the top of my book to see a guy edging his way in to some bushes opposite my car.
Intrigued I continued to watch, there was no path. Just what was he doing. Believing he was safe from prying eyes he fumbled about in front of him and then parted his legs. He was only taking a piss in clear view of my car. I couldn’t believe it, he hadn’t even looked round to see if anyone was watching. Lol
Mission accomplished he gave it a good shake and then turned about to walk back down the road. It was then that he spotted me, so I looked directly at him and without any thought he continued to walk off down the road.
I was just returning to my book once more when I became aware of another guy making for the same bushes the guy had just took a piss on. Right I thought! Then as his hands moved across his groin I peeped on my horn.
This shocked him and he fled deeper in to the bushes until he was no longer visible.
Next time I will have to take my camera to collect the evidence! 😉