Sex Toys Can Get You In To So Much Trouble

By | September 1, 2008

We had little nephew over at the weekend for an overnight stay whilst his parents went to a party. Lucky them! No, he was good, he usually is and he delights us with his antics and conversation these days. Then there is waking up on Saturday morning to his beaming smile and giggles. 🙂

However, we have had a few near misses this weekend with out lack of attention to detail when it comes to moving our adult toys.

Alex had the first run in, we have a pair of Spank Ties which are with us for review. Well, guess who found them. Yes, little nephew. They were secreted under Alex’s side of the bed but he decided that he was going to hide under the bed and emerged clutching them

That wasn’t the best bit. He then proceeded to hit Alex on the leg and bottom as he made his way round the bedroom trying to remove them from his little fingers. Lol

Then later in the day he emerged from our bedroom when I went to look for him holding his hand rather sheepishly. When I approached him he was rather reticent to tell me what he was up to. I gathered from the way he was clasping his hands that he was hiding something.

Oh yes he was! He was only wearing my Alethia on his finger. For those who don’t know what that is, it’s a ring with a clit vibe attached to it. I had left it carelessly laying on top of bedroom drawers after washing it following use the night before. It so easy to leave things around the house when you both write toy reviews. 😉

And last but not least he walked in to the office and asked me what my vibe was on my desk. I had left it there to write up the first part of the review and forgotten all about it. Luckily it wasn’t phallic, looking like a small cone and therefore pretty innocuous

Quick thinking saved the day…I told him it was a toy. There, I didn’t lie to him either.