A Cheeky Finger Up Your Ass And A Happy New Year

By | December 31, 2011

Alisha DixonI’ve just spent the last two and a half hours watching the Alan Carr New Years show.  It made a change from the usual dross that you have to watch on the lead up to the clock striking 12 and he had some entertaining guests on the show.

It was amusing to watch people who are normally sober and composed getting wrecked and towards the end Heston Blumethal admitted that he was pissed whilst dipping beverages in to liquid hydrogen.  Then there was Bruno Tollonioli with a libido as large as his personality making suggestive comments, not to mention some dirty dancing with Melanie Sykes.

I swear the camera homed in on them dancing to The Ting Tings and he was boogeying down eyes level with her crotch.  Lol

And lets not forget the lovely Gok Wan who whilst trying to host an edition of Gok Busters (loosely based on the old TV show Block Busters) admitted to being pissed unable to pronounce his words.

But the highlight of the show was the question fired at the celebrity audience by Alan “Do you like a finger up the arse whist having sex”?  A silence fell over the celebs and you could have heard a pin drop.  Then out of the silence Alesha Dixon responded to Alan’s response of “what kind of question is that”?

And without a thought I’m sure she said “that’s a perfectly normal question”.  Then she went on to say “I do”.  A least I’m sure that’s what she said over the laughter.  A girl after my own heart.  😉