Horny Reveals All

By | October 18, 2008

“It’s always the quiet ones you have to look out for”, never a truer word spoken…

Fridays at work these days are quite good, everyone is more relaxed than normal and the pace in the office seems to slow down in preparation for the weekend. Much to my relief. It has been really hectic these last few months and I have barely had time to deal with areas of less importance, so now is time to catch up.

Slowly. I have a bit of a thing going on at work with regard to my salary, I haven’t been reviewed for almost 2 years. Not something that I’m used to. To say my employers are as tight as a duck ass is no exaggeration.

Anyway. We were all chatting about the latest news and the credit crunch when Horny mentioned the couple in Dubai who had sex on the beach. I wrote about the incident the other day.

I pointed out that they wouldn’t have done that on a British beach so why did they think they could get away with it in a foreign country. At which point Busty piped up “I’ve never had sex on a beach have you?”, directing her question to me.

At that moment I turned to look her in the eye and say “No”, but before I could say a work Busty said “Yes”. You should have seen the look of amazement on Busty’s face. She giggled and then asked “Have you?”.

“In Spain some years ago, on a sunlounger just like that couple”, she divulged. We both broke out in to laughter. It never fails to amaze me just what Horny has done in her lifetime, she keeps letting us have little glimpses in to her private life.

What will she reveal next? Was she once a call girl?

No, but they both know one. I’ll save that for another day. 😉