Chocolate And Blowjobs Don’t Mix!

By | January 6, 2009

I haven’t been in work over Christmas but because my arsehole employers insist that we open regardless of the fact that none of our clients do, one person has to cover. I avoided the chore for the second time running so I have to get out of there before next Christmas. Lol

There are some perks, when I got back in yesterday there had been a deluge of chocolate given to us by some nice people. Horny had eaten quite a bit because she had been covering but there were still a couple of boxes left.

Normally I don’t bother with chocolate, I much prefer savoury, cheese is one of my naughty indulgences. You can never have enough of it. ๐Ÿ™‚

Where was I? Oh yes, Horny offered me a chocolate this afternoon following lunch and insisted that I have one despite my protestations that I wasn’t bothered. I removed the shiny foil wrapper and devoid of daintiness put the whole thing in at once.

As I started to bite the hard outer a shard of chocolate made contact with my soft palate just behind my front tooth and I nearly shot out of my chair it was so painful. “Ouch!”, I exclaimed facilitating a “What’s a matter” from Busty sat to the right of me.

“I thought my mouth was tender last night whenโ€ฆ”, I stopped myself in my tracks when I realised what I was about to say and where I was about to say it. The words which fought to escape from my mouth were “I though my mouth was tender last night when I gave Alex a blojob”. ๐Ÿ˜‰

After applying a bit of quick thinking it became, “I thought my mouth was tender last night when eating my dinner”. Lol