XTC Stripper

I shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes but sometimes the circumstances have you heaving with laughter.

The headline read “A man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper’s platform shoe during her routine is suing a strip club”. He is wanting to claim £18,00 in damages.

I’m not sure if I was him that I would want my name all over the tabloid press admitting that I had frequented a strip club.

This took place in the XTC club in Akron, Ohio last year. Yusuf Evans aged 37 was watching an erotic dancer called Tiara when she did a high kick as part of her act and her shoe flew off her foot, hitting Mr Evans in the face.

The result was a chipped nose on ones side leading to trouble breathing. He may need surgery as he claims that his breathing is impaired by his passageway getting clogged up.

He claims that the XTC management “Allowed dancers to wear improper attire (what would be improper about a dancer wearing heels? Lol) and staged performances that made the stage a hazardous area. LMAO Can you just imagine them having to cordon off the area around the stage with black and yellow tape.

BTW, Mr Evans claims that it was his first visit to a strip club and that he was entertaining visitors at the time. Yeah, OK we believe you. 🙂