New Sex Toy Fun

It’s February, the turn of a new month and that means a new competition over at Sex Toys Buzz. We’ve had a magical looking glass wand donated this month. You ought to pop over and take a look at it. Remember, you have to subscribe to our newsletter to have a chance of winning a prize every month. You can join here.

Ah, well the week stretches out in front of me like a large unpalatable meal of overcooked vegetables and cremated roast beef – just like my adoring but culinaryly challenged Grandmother used to cook.

What joys will it bring? Monotonous work involving no sex toys or naughty stories to read while I’m in the office. And snow apparently, snow, snow and more snow. Misery for the commute, while on the other side of the world Australia swelters in 50 degree heat and has to endure the dreadful loss of human life that the wildfires have brought.

Sorry to sound depressed and depressing but Monday is not inspiring uplifting thoughts in me.

However the picture above of Tori Lane’s amusing boob job did raise a smile, though little else.