Going Down

By | April 4, 2007

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some bloke’s heads. We were watching TV the other day when a presenter said that he wasn’t too keen on going down on his partner, or women in general for that matter.


I watched this and felt my jaw drop, a modern guy, host of a well known sex-related show doesn’t like ploughing the pink furrow? I thought I must have misheard, but no, he said he wasn’t very keen on the idea.

So I thought, let’s weigh this up from my point of view.


  • It’s intimate, I don’t just stick my head in anyone’s crotch. SO ladies if you find me with my head down there I must think something about you.
  • It’s fun, I find both parties enjoy it. I don’t claim to be the world’s best at it, but I’ve never had any complaints and I have had a few compliments.
  • It’s tastes, smells and feels divine.
  • The reaction you get from your partner is gratifying, and a real turn on for me.


  • None.

Pretty clean cut I think you’ll agree, well it is for me.

As for others, what possible reason could they have for not wanting to indulge in the administering of a good tongue lashing?

Perhaps they don’t like the idea of putting their mouth near someone’s “toilet bits”. In that case get her to have a wash. That was difficult wasn’t it?

Or perhaps they don’t feel confident in their technique. Look mate, if you’re reading this you know who you are and my email address is on the sidebar, I’ll send you tips. However practice makes perfect, so find a patient lady and …

There’s no way you can’t enjoy the aroma and the taste, it’s just so feminine and exciting.

Now I’m not saying that any of this is the reason he doesn’t like doing it, but there are ways to get over this irrational aversion to cunnilingus. I’m sure Suze would let him practice on her, again and again, until he got it right. And I’m betting he doesn’t mind her giving him a bit of attention downstairs. Hmmmmm?

“Alex, what were you saying about cunnilingus?”  🙂