Naughty Maids And Flowery Twats

By | May 10, 2009

French MaidWith all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and one of its permutations – “Flowery Twats”.

Of course with my mind not being too far away from porn at any time it occurred to me that it would be a great idea to remake the show as a porn movie.

The casting would be interesting. How about:

Jay Snake as Basil, Simony Diamond as Sybil, Ron Jeremy as Manuel, Ree Petra as Polly, Sofia Valentine as the new female chef who likes fresh meat in the kitchen, Sylvia Saint as the troublesome guest who’s clothes keep falling off

Should I go on?

You now have an insight into the monothematic nature of my mind this morning. LOL

Anyway the idea is ©Alex/AlexSuze.com 2009, so if anyone wants to make it, come see me for a script and the rights. I volunteer to direct.