Fuck I’m Coming!

By | May 21, 2009

Just for fun I thought I would explore the adult products available online at Amazon.com. I didn’t think I would find much, I thought it would be fairly sanitised and bland. Using the search term “orgasm” I waited to see what it would find for me.

The search returned 4 pages of products and here are the best. Lol

I found the 3 minute orgasm. This is a DVD and I’m not sure if it means you will achieve a 3 minute orgasm or you will have one in that time frame. The write up isn’t very clear on this.

I’m also puzzled as to why the write up on this product reads “offers detailed explicit demonstrations and descriptions of Female Orgasm that are reliable, repeatable, and recordable.” Now again, what does this mean? You can record yourself coming? I’m not sure exactly what this DVD is promising but I’m intrigued.

The next one caught my eye. Ejaculoid, 60 pills of semen/orgasm volumiser. Again the write up for this product amused me, what exactly does this statement say? “Ejaculoid – Bigger, Better Orgasms! Years of testing and research has finally resulted in Ejaculoid which is the strongest non-prescription semen volumizer available. Competing formulas are simply amino acids and vitamins – Ejaculoid only has ingredients”

Uhm…ingredients, that has to work then. 🙂

And I thought this one was a badge you could award yourself with when you achieve that fantastic orgasm but it turned out to be a sex guide.

Oh, and I’m not quite sure why this on the same page any ideas?