Sex In The Office. Now, Who’s Got The Lube?

I May Have Corrupted The Department …

Gobshite is annoying more than The Bully these days. I have come to the conclusion that this guy has Munchausens or something equally disturbing.

He is in his early 20’s and not just thinks he knows everything but believes it too. To the point that he will argue until he’s blue in the face, when presented with facts to the contrary that he is right. He is also an attention seeker, both him and his girlfriend have taken turns in what appears to be a bizarre medical symptoms competition. Both went to hospital, at different times for diagnosis and neither came up with anything to pinpoint the problem.

Now call me naïve but these days it does not take months to get a diagnosis following tests., especially if something might be seriously wrong. His girlfriend still awaits hers and he has gone from being severely ill to OK, in the blink of an eye. His only problem as far as I see it is “fucking liar syndrome”.

Then today he starts banging on about this guy he speaks to as part of his daily routine who thinks he is great. Not just that he has offered when he is in the area to come over and take him for drinks.

At this point I was yawning from either the excessive heat or his bullshit. Uhm…which do you think it was?

I was at the point of rolling my eyes when The Bully actually made a funny. He added “Yes, he wanted to meet you with a large bottle of lube”. Well, that just cracked me up. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Proving that Bullies can have a sense of humour. 🙂