I was at the Supermarket the other day and in front of us in the queue was a rather nice looking young woman, no girl of about 20. She was strikingly attractive and immediately drew the attention of me and my colleague who were getting lunch.
Then we saw her significant other packing their bags. My colleague turned to me and said “It proves what they say … Alcohol, helping ugly people have sex for 200 years.” That was a little cruel. He wasn’t exactly an alien mutant type, but he must have had a great personality and/or be hung like a Shire Horse.
Which brings me to the most amazing celebrity couple, one that I will never get my head around. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. I have just one question to Kate – Why? On every occasion I have seen Doherty interviewed he was stoned and any personality he had was submerged under a narcotic induced stupor. He looks gormless and if the tabloids are to be believed his teeth were so shot due to his lack of care for himself that Kate had to pay to have them fixed because his breath was so bad.
Love is blind, but is it also deaf, lacking the senses of taste and smell and stupid too?