If you didn’t know it already today is National Orgasm Day. Yes there’s a day for everything. And this is far more exciting than National Cheese Day, yes there is a National Cheese Day.
So today, if you’re at your desk moaning and writhing in ecstasy and the boss asks what you’re up to with your hands in your pants just tell them you’re getting into the spirit if Orgasm Day.
BTW there isn’t a National Knitting Day – they have a whole bloody week!