British Girls Get More Cock

By | August 12, 2009

Geri HalliwellNot before time, Tesco supermarkets have announced they are going to stocking extra large condoms. I don’t know why they haven’t been widely available before now. Not that I’m bragging but every boyfriend I have had has needed the larger size. 😉

Yes Alex, that does include you. Lol

The new condoms are to be 10mm longer than the average length of 205mm, with an increase in width of 1mm. A spokesman for the store said that the launch of the extra large size is as a result of the “overwhelming consumer demand”. Wow, girls aren’t we lucky.

I bet the store is sold out within minutes because the bravado involved in being able to flash an “Extra Large” condom to your mates is irresistible to some guys. Can you imagine one falling out of your wallet and just how slowly you would retrieve it from the floor. Lol

BTW, if you are going to be passing Tesco tomorrow they are selling at £9.53 for a pack of 12 and whilst you are there you could do some shopping too. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. 🙂