I’ve decided to take a clicker to Germany. You know, one of those counter things that people use when they want to keep a running tally of things when doing surveys.
I figure it like this. At Venus we’ve been told that we’ll be exposed to an enormous quantity of naked flesh, so to verify just how much nudity is there I’ll count the nipples and tot them up on a click-counter. Then I can let you know the exact quantity of nipplage at the show.
No, it’s OK, don’t thank me, all part of the service.