Mum Found Sex Toy

By | October 7, 2009

Anal BeadsI told you recently about my nephew’s knack of finding adult toys we miss when we sweep the house prior to his arrival. Last time he found a boxed anal toy under my desk which must have fallen off when I was writing up about it.

He asked me what it was as he emerged from beneath my desk clutching the box. I actually amazed myself with my speedy response (which was a lie) “It’s a cat toy”. At the moment he is believing me but soon questions are going to come because this is about the third cat toy he has found.

I just hope he doesn’t ask if he can take it home to mummy!

The above entry on Craigslist reminded me of this incident. If you can’t read the text which goes with the ad this is what it says:

“I’m selling this funky kids[sic] friendship bracelet and some other items from our garage sale. Found it in a box in my sons room after he moved out to college. I don’t think he has used it much, at least I never sawing him wearing it. He seemed really embarrassed when I asked him why he had a girl’s bracelet in there!
Anyway it seems to be in decent condition althought the rope has really taken a beating! Slightly stretched out. Still has good elasticity. It is great for young girl as a going back-to-school gift. Im [sic] not exactly sure how it goes on… It could also make a funky anklet, or a key chain…that could be a bit cumbersome though. Could be added to a charm necklace as well. You get the idea. Respond to the email”

I hope she placed this in the Thai beads section. lol