Wife Swapping

By | November 14, 2009
Tess Daly And Vernon Kay
I think I’m going to apply to the programme “Wife Swap”. Why? Well I just realised the perfect couple we could swap with.

Tess Daly and Vernon Kay.

Suze gets a week of Vernon. She’s salivating already …

And I get seven days of Tess, giggidy.

Then there’s the post-swap four-way session in the king size bed. Or is that part of the programme just in my head?