Creepy how some things stick in your head even though you’d prefer them not to. It’s like a pine needle in the carpet that you can’t vacuum out and you have to remove with tweezers and a torch. Except with memories it’s a little more difficult and a lobotomy has the obvious downsides …
I had a moment like this today, and I blame Shay. A few weeks ago she mentioned Smurf Porn. It’s the sort of phrase that you remember, for all the wrong reasons.
So I looked it up. Google’s a wonderful tool.
Enjoy, or laugh your socks off in whichever measure you see fit … Adult Smurf Video