Please Make It Stop!

Creepy how some things stick in your head even though you’d prefer them not to. It’s like a pine needle in the carpet that you can’t vacuum out and you have to remove with tweezers and a torch. Except with memories it’s a little more difficult and a lobotomy has the obvious downsides …

I had a moment like this today, and I blame Shay. A few weeks ago she mentioned Smurf Porn. It’s the sort of phrase that you remember, for all the wrong reasons.

So I looked it up. Google’s a wonderful tool.

Enjoy, or laugh your socks off in whichever measure you see fit … Adult Smurf Video

12 thoughts on “Please Make It Stop!

  1. Just Completely Wrong.

    Yes, we know all of the Smurfs just wanted to do Smurfette and she prick teased them all of the time, but still…

  2. Good Morning Suze and Alex !

    HEH-HEH. What is next ?

    run, Bambi run !!!

    (That’s an old Walt Disney children’s movie, Suze. Very popular in the U.S.)

  3. LOL! I needed this, Suze. Thanks. I’m getting pounced on pretty good by that gal at the voting site so I don’t think I’m likely to win that. But I do so very much want to thank you for voting for me and lending your support. It means a lot.
    Phew, I’m kind of glad it’s gonna be over tonight. I’m worn out from fighting for this.

  4. Haha, reminds me of a recent Family Guy episode…

    TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs…
    (on television screen)
    Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
    Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
    Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
    Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
    Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
    Smurf #2: Yeah!
    Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
    Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
    Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

  5. yea Suze i bet your naughty mind didn’t stop at the smurfs, whats next Mickey and Minnie???
    and thanks for that crack of your whip (for my lack of production ), I felt it all accross the pond!

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