There Are Some Things I Just Won’t Put Up There!
You all should know me well enough by now to know that I don’t say “no” to a good fuck very often. Come to think of it I can’t remember when I last did. Lol I’m an any time any place (as long as we can’t get arrested) kind of girl.
I suppose I could be referred to as a nympho, at the risk of sounding cliché or a cock slut, whore, skank. But I know when I am on to something good and up until now I must have had sixth sense when it comes to picking my cock because it has always measured up to the job.
Until recently I didn’t really have much experience of using sex toys but having tested some real beauties over the past couple of years I’m now addicted to them too. So does that make me a vibromaniac? Lol I only seem to be happy when there is something in there, on there or around there. 😉
There are some really frighteningly large and lengthy dongs and dildos on the market which even I would have problems accommodating and I like mine to fill me. But none quite so scary as this one that I came across the other day…
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…somehow I just can’t see myself inserting that inside my pussy. I think it looks like an aliens cock and I could not allow myself to be penetrated by it even if I was desperate. 😀 |
Tags: sex toy, ugly sex toy, ugly dong, weird sex toy, weird dildo
The pointy tip wouldn’t do it for me either, Suze ! No thank you.
Nor the pointy thing where a nice pair of smooth balls out to be, either !
Hope that you and Alex have a great weekend !
Loving Annie
Alien?.. it looks positively diseased to me!
lol
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It looks like something out of a porno Doctor Who film. Emm would run a mile!
I wonder who inspired them when creating this? LOL
My God! I feel most unwell now.
p.s. liking the autumn leaves!
I like my sex toys too but that is one I would pass on – it just looks scarey!
Ms SD
I don’t have a complete sentence for that toy.
The lower part doesn’t look human, bestial, then again, it brings to mind alien concepts – a Klingon cock?
Oh… that is proper rank, isn’t it?! Whoever came up with that idea?
Annie, this one scares me! Lol
EW, I’m with you on that.
Anon, it is a dildo but I couldn’t put that up my fanny. I’ll try to remember to post the dimensions of my sex toys when I review them in future. Thanks for the tip. 🙂
Alfie, I think most women would. We like to sit on nice things. Lol
Froggy, I’m not sure but I would like to see the rest of him. 😀
N, thanks, I’m glad you like the banner change.
Ms SD, they have to look attractive for me to use them and this one certainly isn’t.
Ana, I’m starting to think it looks slightly like a dog’s cock. Errrrr.
Asterisk, I don’t know but they have a strange idea of what looks enticing.