Pussy Plundering Pirate Games

We were watching Gavin and Stacey last night on DVD. We completely missed the series when they first aired and now we’re avidly consuming them as fast as we can. So far every episode has been pretty hilarious and some of the scenarios are exquisitely farcical.

One couple in the series who have very obvious and serious marriage problems are a gem of a comic creation. The wife was advised by two of the other characters to try role playing to spice up the couple’s love life, so they tried it. He pretended to be a pilot, her a girl he was picking up in a bar. It was all going so well until he blurted out “How about we go somewhere and have it off.”

Ignoring little disasters like that role playing can be great fun for a couple. Though we haven’t tried the pirate thing. Now there’s a thought. But you can try your hand at being a pirate if you like with the AlexSuze treasure hunt. Pop across to Bedtime Heaven and find the toy that has a link back to AlexSuze.com. We’ve left a few clues around recently for you to find it and it’s not that hard.

So, what hints can we give you? You’re looking for a toy that has a unique action (It’s new and we’ve never seen anything quite like it before it before), it’ll have your heart racing and your partners. Clues enough there? I think so for now.

Remember when you find the toy with our logo on its picture click the link from its product page and you’ll be taken to a registration form. Enter your email and nickname on that page and you will be placed in a draw for a free Lelo Ina Vibrator.

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