Fuck & Blow – The Doc Johnson, Vac-U-Lock E-Z Rider Rocker Review

Wow! That was a mouthful. This toy is unlike any other I have seen or tried and I just couldn’t wait to well…ride it. The image on box made me smile but I could tell it had great potential. 😉

Everything is included in the neatly packaged box:

One inflatable ball, colour flesh tone
A talc dispenser (got you guessing haven’t I?)
The Vac-U-Lock plug
And finally, last but not least…a wonderful realistic fell UR3 cock to fit on to the locking system. A whole 6″ of insertable orgasmic pleasure for him or her. But I’m having the first go. 😛

The great thing about this toy is that the Vac-U-Lock system is interchangeable with other pleasure givers, such as their strap-on harness, so one cock fits all. And many cocks fit one. What could be better! 😉 There is also a great choice of dongs in all shapes, sizes and colours, they even have one with hair at the base for that extra authentic touch. And for the connoisseur they also supply a double penetrator for that bit of DP action.

Now down to some preparation, I went off to the bathroom to give my cock a good wash before I used it. It feels slightly strange but horny at the same time, washing your cock in the bathroom. Oh, to be a man! After a good wash, which I enjoyed, just like giving a soapy cock wank the composite is so flesh like. I really lathered it up and paid a lot of attention to the area just under the head like a good girl.

When it was clean I left it to drain on the side of the sink. This freaked the cat out. He sat next to it on the vanity unit, just staring. Once drained I took it in a warm fluffy towel and dried it. One cock now ready for action.

I sat on the edge of the bed and opened out the flesh coloured ball and located the hole I needed to insert the plug in to. The best method for this is to insert the corner of the smaller end of the trapezium in to the opening in the ball and then turn the plug to fully insert the plug.

Next I used the clever little talk dispenser to coat the inside of the dong to ensure that it didn’t stick to the plastic plug insert. Then I firmly pushed the realistic dong on to the plug. I started to blow in to the valve to inflate the ball and I blew and I blew but nothing happened the ball remained the same size. Then Alex who had been laying behind me on the bed, unbeknown to me laughing. Suggested that I pinch the valve when I blow to allow the air to travel through to the ball. Bloody hell, he is such a smartie pants sometimes. 🙂

Once inflated I was ready to go and Alex was eager to watch me. Unlike normal dongs with a suction cup base this one can be used on any surface, including carpets, upholstered chairs and beds. I decided to try cowgirl on the bed, much easier on the knees. Lol

Alex loves to watch me bring myself off but I also feel a little guilty when I’m indulging in a little self love and find it difficult not to include him. Not hat he complains. 😉 I reached over to the bedside draws and took hold of the lube I had placed there earlier. Then I applied a generous amount to the tip and worked it around the cock head.

I straddled the ball on bended knees and guided the tip inside me. It was just the right size for my pussy, enough to be able to feel it and not too much to make sex with it difficult. Alex stood at the side of the bed in his bathrobe which hung open exposing his growing member.

I lowered myself down on to the soft ball beneath, taking in the cock inch by inch and it felt very real inside me. Once I had devoured it’s length I raised myself back off the phallus slowly to ensure good coverage of the erection with the lube. It felt so close to the real thing, I even felt the underside hit my fleshy opening as I lifted my pussy off the cock.

I took hold of the ball and made my way over to Alex’s side of the bed where he was now proudly standing, stroking his cock. Still on my knees I lowered back down over that wonderful firm cock and I began to fuck the cock cowgirl. To aid my speed and g-spot stimulation a top tip is to grab the ball firmly between your calves and this secures the cock to aid optimum angling.

This was perfect. My g-spot was getting a good workout as I bounced up and down on the ball which acts as the perfect buffer. Better than grounding on a hard chair on the down stroke. I also added a bit of rolling between my thrusts which moved the cock around inside me to increase the intensity of the fuck. Something you can’t do with a normal dong. It even feels good to do a bit of “stirring”.

Within a few minutes I was climaxing and no further lube was necessary, that cock was all shiny and wet. 😉 I hold totally forgotten about Alex who was standing before me wanking. Reaching forward I took a firm hold of his erection and began to stroke it in time with my movements on the Ezrider. He bucked his hips, fucking my hand just like a pussy.

I came again and for a moment stopped stroking his cock, lost in the orgasmic pleasure. Alex’s hand embraced mine and he moved both our hands up and down his hard shaft. This prompted me and I took over once again. The tip of his cock was now glistening with pre cum and I leaned over to lick his dick clean. Alex moaned and took hold of my hair, guiding me down to him.

Still bouncing on my cock I started to fuck his erection with my mouth. It was becoming difficult to breath and I lifted my head off his hardon enough to be able to pull in some much needed air. A couple of breaths later I started to bob up and down on him and my dong. Another orgasm hit me but I managed to keep my mind on the task in hand mouth.

I came up for air once more and began working his cock with my hand again. I felt so horny, bringing myself off and Alex at the same time. I was just about to lean over and blow him again when Alex exclaimed “Fuck! I’m coming”. No time to take him in my mouth I instinctively opened my mouth and stuck out my tongue.

From previous experience I closed my eyes, that bloody stuff stings if you get it in your eyes. 😉 the first spurt of cum hit my left cheek, quickly followed by a globule landing squarely on my top lip. Alex was now balancing himself on the top of my head with his right hand as he quaked before me. Then a warm stream of cum landed on my tongue, it felt warm after waiting so long.

With a twitching convulsion he shot the last of his load in to my mouth.

I looked up at him and smiled as I licked my lips and swallowed him down. When I stopped rolling on the ball I realised that I had coated the top of it with my cum, all around the base of the cock and balls was wet. Good job the whole thing is fully washable.

This toy surprised me in more ways than one. When I first saw this and right up to the point of actually using it, I though the cock on a ball concept was just too outlandish to be effective, now how wrong could I have been. It is such a versatile toy, every girl should have one in their toy box. 😉

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