Anal In The Morning

I forgot to tell you all about our adventures last weekend. That’s the problem with writing for this blog, there are so many things to share with you that sometimes the intention to write that post later gets forgotten.

Alex and I had a cosy night in as the temperatures in the UK plummeted to the lowest we have seen in a long time. And as it turned out the most snowfall we have had in the last 20 years later in the week.

Which wasn’t all bad. I couldn’t get in to work for two days last week. 🙂 So, snow isn’t all that bad, at least until I get my pay packet.

We decided to have an anal night. There were so many toys awaiting review that I thought I would try them all out and get up to date. And guess who I chose to test them? You guessed right, Alex’s ass saw some right action.

Without giving too much away we tested anal beads through to vibrating toys and he loved it!

As these anal sex toy reviews will be coming up on this site or SexToysBuzz in the coming weeks I won’t elaborate. A good night was had by all and when the last toy had been tested we washed up, returned to bed and fucked like rabbits before settling down for a good nights rest.

We must have fell asleep as soon as our heads hit the pillow sated and warm.

The next thing I recall is being awakened from my slumber by a strange noise coming from somewhere within the house. I lay shocked and mortified for a moment, not daring to stir or draw breath. Alex was still sleeping it obviously hadn’t woken him.

It sounded like someone was drilling. Could it be someone trying to drill through the door? Was someone trying to break in to the house.

I gently nudged Alex and told him to listen as he awoke. Puzzled just like me and rather concerned he reached to the floor for his robe and made his way out of the bedroom.

All the while I’m thinking be careful. You just never know how a burglar may react to being caught on the job.

Within minutes Alex was back in the bedroom holding something.

“What was it?”, I enquired.
“This bloody vibrating butt plug. It had turned itself on”, he said with a laugh.

Sex toys can be so bad…