Oh Fuck, Forced to Watch Porn DVDs All Day

We woke up this morning to a scene that could have been mistaken for Finland. There is almost five inches of snow and it’s still falling fast. The cars are just big white lumps on the drive and the road is totally covered.

I switched on the TV to see if the rest of the UK is having the same trouble and was a bit disturbed when I got “No satellite signal is being received”. Hmmm. So I reset the box and got the same error. Either the density of the falling snow is too great to allow a strong signal through ofr the dish is covered in snow.

Either way it looks like it’s going to be a night of watching DVDs …