Strange Thought 3 – Do The Neighbours Suspect Anything?

By | December 2, 2007

AlexSuze.comThe majority of our post is delivered through the door by Royal Mail. No, scrub that the majority of our mail is left hanging out of our letterbox so everyone who passed during the day can help themselves. This service is all courtesy of my favourite post guy the Rammerâ„¢.

Despite numerous calls to the sorting office and conversations with his superiors, he continues to do what he does best. Leave my post dangling from the letterbox in clear sight of any wannabe burglar, who may want to break in and steal my sex toy goodies.

Whilst we are on the subject of the number of sex toys I now own, does anyone know if you can put them on your household insurance. I haven’t added up the total value of them yet but it must be quite high as they are now taking over our house. Lol

Anyway, back to what I was saying. Most of the post is delivered this way but my naughty post is delivered via courier. Which is great because it ensures the goods arrive in a timely fashion and don’t end up being rammed in to a small aperture in my door. So, that is a good thing.

But it has raised a bit of a query in my head. Because we are both out at work during the day we have been missing the deliveries and the delivery guy wouldn’t (quite rightly) leave them outside pushed behind the bin or anything else. Instead he has been looking around the adjacent properties and one neighbour is usually around during the day.

This sweet lady has been taking in all my booty and bringing it round when I get home. All our suppliers wrap the items discreetly, so there’s no clues as to what’s inside. The thing is, we have been receiving quite a few deliveries of late and I’m hoping that she isn’t getting a little suspicious of my other job…wink, wink … I.e. writing an adult site and reviewing sex toys. That’s probably the furthest thing from her mind, she probably thinks we’re running some kind of racket.

Do you think I can get away with this after Christmas, at the moment she may think I do a lot of online ordering for Christmas? 😉