Great Balls Of Lust – The Tuyo Vibromasseur

Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was the most wonderful white opalescent ball, banded with dusky pink silicone and chrome.

This is truly a toy your friends will covet, and a great gift for the lady in your life this Christmas. The shape is most unusual. It is a sphere of pleasure, which sits perfectly and discreetly on your dressing table. Right next to your bottle of DKNY Be Delicious. Did Donna Karan know about this sex toy in advance of its release?

No really, you could place this on your dressing table and nobody would guess what naughty little pleasures it could bring. Most adult toys tend to look like what they are designed for but this one hides secrets, ones I’ll reveal to you now.

So let’s have some facts before we get to the dirty stuff 😉

The sphere is 3″ (75mm) in diameter
Has a silicone non-slip grip
Is splash proof (that’s good, as I don’t plan on staying dry for long 😉 )
It is also free of latex, PVC and phthalates, which is good for you and the environment and for you out there with intolerances.

It has:

8 modes of vibration
3 speed settings
5 pulsations

It weighs in at just 175g (not too heavy for those handbags)
And takes 3 x AAA 1.5v batteries

Best of all because the control button is integral to the ball it is housed in a small depression at the base, which also stops the ball from rolling away. Clever indeed.

I opened the box whilst sitting at my desk and fortunately for me I was wearing a skirt. Alex was sat at the side of me and I asked him if he could pass me the batteries that the online sex shophad kindly supplied especially for us with the toy…just like Christmas you need batteries for those naughty presents, you can’t go looking for them on Christmas Day. So guys if you buy your lady one of these don’t forget. OK, public information bulletin over now. 😉

I’m sure Alex was pretending not to look as I lifted my skirt and placed the Tuyo Vibromasseur between my legs. The first press of the button delivered a stimulating constant vibration directly to my pussy and clit. Another press and the little sphere was showing me what it is capable of.

I wriggled in my chair for adjustment and for some reason stopped typing …aa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This toy has an incredible amount of vibratory power to deliver in it’s own unique way. The shape actually helped to make it easy and comfortable to grip between my thighs as I literally rubbed myself off on it. My black lycra thong was now quite sodden. Black fabric becoming darker as I stared between my legs.

Alex had now turned to face me on his office chair, just watching me with intense interest. The Tuyo vibrator was gliding between my legs and my black hold-up stockings, no rough edges to catch underwear or nylon. And I was now settling back in to my seat, against the backrest.

Another depression of the control button and my pussy was tingling. I sat bolt upright resting my clit on top of the sphere and jeesh that was good. It made my toes curl. Another press and it moved in to pulsation mode.

I was now squirming and I threw my head back against the top of the backrest. I pushed the ball in to my clit using my thighs. Without a thought I started to grind my hips and clit into the ball gripping my buttocks tight.

My orgasm was looming, I could feel my feet begin to tingle and my toes joined in just as hit me. “Agggghhhh!”, I moaned as Alex took hold of my left hand and kissed it. “Aah, agh, agh”, as I juddered with the power of my climax.

It was as if my whole body had been wired to the mains, electricity surging so powerfully through me. This sphere may look small and unobtrusive but it has hidden depths and I’m glad I had chance to explore them.

When I came down from the ceiling and opened my eyes Alex was kneeling on the floor next to my chair. I took the sphere smelling of my juices, turned it on and rolled it around his neck. It makes for a great massager with it’s easy to grip shape. You can also, unlike a lot of massaging devices, roll it across the target area for smooth transition. I won’t tell you what effect it had on Alex I’ll leave that to him perhaps.

Such a clever little idea in such a beautiful package. It will sit on my dressing table for years to cum. 😉

Anyone want a black thong?

5 thoughts on “Great Balls Of Lust – The Tuyo Vibromasseur

  1. Another detailed and also v sexy toy review. I have been reading you guys for a while and thought it was time I said “Hi”. I bought a fleshlight on the strength of your reviews – you should get commission!! Me and my better half have had fun playing with it. Hugggs to Suze and handshakes to Alex. Keep up the good work.

  2. Hehe David…what a wonderful idea. Suze, in answer to the question at the end of your post – I would LOVE a black thong *giggling.

  3. Sonic, thanks very much for the praise. I’m so glad you enjoyed the Fleshlight and we hope to bring you lots more fun stuff in the future. 😉

    David, I could do that but wouldn’t be able to feature it on youtube.

    Annie, I agree, you must try one.

    Sonic, just email me you address and it’s yours. Lol

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