You are by law supposed to take regular breaks when you sit at a desk each day. It reduces fatigue and helps prevent all sorts of problems that beset office workers who are increasingly operating PCs all day, five days a week.
Smokers take fag breaks and congregate in the convivial huddles set aside for this now much maligned habit. So what about the rest of us. I propose that parliament passes a law to allow those who so wish to take a break for purposes of masturbation. I can’t think of any better way to relieve the tension that modern life and the pressures of an office environment cause an individual. It doesn’t cost anything and would improve moral immensely.
Hang on though … if it’s official the government will tax it. Shit.
OK everyone, keep wanking in secret. Just not at the desk, you’ll get noticed and leave very obvious stains on your chair.