Batteries Are Required

By | January 27, 2008

AlexSuzeIt’s a good job that Alex and I did a little prep before this weekend to bring you some of the hottest posts to bring you in to our bedroom because we had a visitor stay with us. It’s a while since he stayed over but we had little nephew because his parents were going to a party.

So once again Alex and I had to move all the sex toys we were currently reviewing and some we have to hand. 😉 And once again we forgot to move one from the bookcase shelf, he was just about to pick it up and look at it as I almost did a dive like a pro goalkeeper to take it from him. Lol

Fortunately the packaging didn’t give much away about it’s packaging so I told him that it was something his uncle Alex was using for his job. Vague I know but it’s hard for me to lie even though it is for his own good.

He was good and doesn’t snoop and very soon we will find it impossible to lie to him because he will be able to read for himself.

It wasn’t until early the next morning when he rose from his bed that I had to consider what to tell him again. He stood next to the bed and opened one of the drawers in my cabinet. Now you all know what a collection of lubes, small toys and other paraphernalia we normally keep in there.

Not this time. I had thought ahead and put them away on top of my wardrobe in a cardboard box. Even so he spotted a strip of AA batteries and held them towards me as I lay in bed half conscious. “What are these batteries for?” He asked.

Well have you ever been pressurised to come up with an answer to a question like that first thing in the morning when your head hasn’t quite come round. The first thing which came in to my head was…”they are for auntie Suze’s toothbrush”. Phew! I got away with that one but I don’t think it will be for much longer. 🙂